A term exploited in a Kevin Smith movie. Currently being defined by morons who saw the movie and now think their the only ones who know it.
Example: A porch monkey is a word used to describe an African American or person of high pigment descent who sits on their porch and.. ah heck I don't know what it means but I saw this movie, it kicks ass.
by wolverine_hair September 7, 2008
Get the porch monkeymug. a term for a lazy black person who sits on their porch all day and sniffs their fingers, eat fried chicken and watermelon while the rest of the porch monkeys are out in the field picking the cotton.
by niggerlover125 September 1, 2018
Get the Porch Monkeymug. Anyone who is chased out of their own home due to extreme heat & lack of A.C. who sits out on the porch enjoying a beverage & shooting the breeze.
by Tina Marie August 3, 2005
Get the porch monkeymug. Grubbly young/ old people who sit around on their ricky old proches all day long. Typically drinky Budwiser and watch Nascar through richer people's windows. Usually slightly slutty and as a career they whore-fy the closest corner to their porch. The Porch Monkeyous male, Usually spends many hours wacking off in the closet while Female is out on corners.
Person- Hey you fucking Porch Monkey!!!!!
Porch Monkey- Hey baby You want to go for a ride.. On My porch?!?!:O
Porch Monkey- Hey baby You want to go for a ride.. On My porch?!?!:O
by Jenna and Marjorie August 26, 2006
Get the porch monkeymug. A derogatory term used to describe unemployed Portuguese individuals. Recently adapted to include individuals of many ethnicities, although favoured to refer to Afro-Americans due to the "Monkey" reference.
The original reference was to infer that these individuals would hang around areas, swinging aimlessly like a monkey.
The original reference was to infer that these individuals would hang around areas, swinging aimlessly like a monkey.
"When are those Porch Monkeys on 5th street going to get a job?"
"If those Porch Monkeys talk to my girl again, I'm gonna roll on them."
"If those Porch Monkeys talk to my girl again, I'm gonna roll on them."
by Mister Skin August 13, 2005
Get the Porch Monkeymug. Reinvented as a reference to college students in Kalamazoo, MI, who pass entire days and weekends sittin' on the porch.
(not intended to be racist)
(not intended to be racist)
by davis st. May 2, 2005
Get the Porch Monkeymug. 1. A biker who enjoys hanging out on the porch with friends.
Race doesn't even come into play
This term has been negative for too long and can be better used for good rather than hate in this day and age.
2. "Saint Paul Porch Monkeys" is a motorcycle club in Saint Paul MN consisting of riders of any race. The "clubhouse" is situated on a porch and thus the name. The " Monkey" moniker is coined from the nickname of a rider in a motorcycle sidecar who must climb over and around the sidecar in order to keep the rig from tipping under heavy cornering.
Race doesn't even come into play
This term has been negative for too long and can be better used for good rather than hate in this day and age.
2. "Saint Paul Porch Monkeys" is a motorcycle club in Saint Paul MN consisting of riders of any race. The "clubhouse" is situated on a porch and thus the name. The " Monkey" moniker is coined from the nickname of a rider in a motorcycle sidecar who must climb over and around the sidecar in order to keep the rig from tipping under heavy cornering.
by drdusty007 August 14, 2009
Get the Porch Monkeymug.