Pookie

It must be a Southern California thing but here, “Pookie” means a tweak pipe. I guess they’re also called crack pipes. Another variation is just calling it a “pook”.

Person 1: Hey did you buy a pook or are we just going to rail this?

Person 2: What the hell is a pook?

Person 1: The pookie dude!

Person 2: Nah but I have this lightbulb.

by Thatonebiitch November 21, 2018

pobriety

(n.) A situation in which a person is both poor for the evening and sober for the evening.

pronounced:

(spanish) pobre and (english)sobriety

origin: frat

"I wish I wasn't in a state of pobriety tonight. I can't afford Taco Bell or a Keystone Light. I fail at life." - Doug

"Pobriety sucks." - Pablo

by Dougy Fresh SPE September 4, 2009

Poorbee

One who smells poor

Damn Lewis, I can smell the poor from here - you fucking poorbee.

by aYoungTurtle October 30, 2017

pookie bear

pookie bear is a name to call you boyfriend or girlfriend

heyyyy pookie bear

by #so_funny_yea_nvm January 3, 2023

Oogie Poogie

Losing your virginity to a narwhal, a duck and a gorilla all at once. Then Satan claims you as his personal sex slave. He cums fire into your ass. Then locusts eat your penis off. That's an oogie poogie for ya!

Watch out Lil Bobby, you don't wanna get no oogie poogies!

by CaptainPinkaluffagis August 1, 2018

Lukie Pookie

The greatest single stud you could ever meet. Dark hair, brown eyes, and the most wonderful face you've ever seen. He has the greatest laugh, and his smile will make
you weak at the knees. He’s the most popular guy you know who isn't toxic or plastic or fake--he’s perfect in every way possible. His voice, you could listen to it all
day. Angels would kill to be him. Everyone either wants to kiss him or be him. Any girls who have lukie pookie, don't ever
take him for granted.

"Look, there goes lukie pookie..
"Hey out of your league, girl."

by sophfons November 20, 2021

meera my pookie wookie

meera is a phsycopath and pedo who tried to run off with krisha. obviously krisha said no like the kind hearted little champ she is. but meera refused to accept it and tried to get back with kei, her one and only pookie bear. therefore meera is a bitch.

kei — Today at 20:26
give me $10Trillion and ill hand meera my pookie wookie over to hyorin

the gold digger kei

by meeras pookie wookie September 5, 2023