Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis 

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

poonis lagoonis

The ultimate poonis. A person who tries to ruin EVERYONE'S fun.

"Get off my case, Poonis Lagoonis"

poonis lagoonis by kingsexy February 3, 2003

poonis.mp4

The best meme page of all time, just amazing, hilarious content

Damn, have you heard of poonis.mp4? He’s so sexy and funny

poonis.mp4 by Doo-doo-caca-weiner-pants January 26, 2021

Poonis Formula 

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

Poonis Formula by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025

poobiscuit 

A top-tier god-like rapper. He got money, he got bars, he got thousand dollar cars

and dont forget about the ladies.

guy: did you hear Poobiscuits new song?

Girl: No but i heard about how HOT he is

poobiscuit by PoobisuitFan July 9, 2021

Pionism 

To revolt against government corruption through non-life-threatening destruction of government property by use of farm equipment.

That guy just crushed 7 cars with a huge tractor! He's part of the Pionism movement.

That dude just sprayed city hall with a shit spreader! Yeah, he's part of the Pionism movement too!

Pionism by The Vermonster August 11, 2012

ponnish 

I feeling of discomfort in your face, to the point that your eyes bulge and your face crumbles up.

"man, that scene really made me ponnish."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."

ponnish by Rex ipse Latinus Cream; Bobby November 24, 2021