Poon

An alternative way of spelling or saying 'pwn.'

"Joe said he was good at Counter-Strike, but I totally pooned him!"

by Pred January 2, 2009

poon

1.A vietmanese man who pushes little girls off their bikes and smells the seats
2.Ashley Watson

1.Ashley pushed that little girl off her bike, smelled the seat therefore, she is a poon.
2.The dirty poon stole my bicycle seat.

by Mady June 7, 2004

poon

The actual juices which flow from the vagina during periods of sexual excitement.

"The poon soaked the mattress and made the room smelly."

"I pooned all over the kitchen table."

"There was poon on my face so I soaked it up with a towel."

"I knew she wasn't turned on because there was no proliferation of poon flowing from the vagina."

by UrBaNiA March 28, 2004

Poon

Tarpon (A Large Saltwater Gamefish)

We hooked six poons but only landed one.

by 242 November 7, 2007

poon

An annoying wrongdoer. In the ranking system where maynes are at the top followed by goons, poons are at the bottom. This term is generally found in the South.

I can't believe those poons tried to come to our sweet party mayne.

by megamayne2011 January 9, 2011

pooned

1)pooned :when someone taunts someones misfortune.
2)poon:when one makes fun of ones stupidity.

1)'ohh no i lost!'
'haha , pooned !!!!'

2)'oh know i lost my toothbrush , i am such a poon.'

by Ellaisthebest April 21, 2009

Poon

poon-->vagina,pussy,tang,twat,cunt,etc.
-->something you want that you aint getting.

Get out of my house poontang your sucking my life dry!

by Rake Yohn August 7, 2003