Poole Hospital

A small conhabation of termites, MRSA, and coma patients faicies located in the best part of england, the south.

Also contains: Doctors, unqualified doctors(nurses), patients, E343, E321, Corn starch, yo mamma.

Warning: If you visit this place you probably have somthing horribly wrong with you

Dude i just went to poole hospital

I know i can see the torrent of blood.

Hey man, poole hospital just took out my apendix,

Ye, leave out the anthopomorphism, blood, is a buildin' innit.

by Sir Benja May 2, 2009

Poolimic

When you're barely done with a meal and you have to run to the bathroom and take a shit right away.

"I wonder if John is ok, he barely finished his dinner and he's in the bathroom already."

"Yah, I think he's poolimic"

by Opie213 August 28, 2008

pooblem

A problem specifically caused by either an outgoing poo, a poo that had not gone where it should have, or a sick feeling caused by poo either mentally or physcially.

Houstin, we have a pooblem. I just shat in my spacesuit.

by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

Poole hospital

A curious building, full of weak and vulnerable creatures such as Ben Pease. Those who enter are often found in the garbage out the back. Treatment usually stretches across a couple of months when illegal working numbers are low. Poole Hospital isn't a place for the faint hearted, nor' the British.

I just got caught up in a brawl, in the Poole hospital reception. A one armed kid just knicked the last free magazine .

by YungBoiOfAtlanta December 10, 2018

prolembro

noprolembro is a modern convieience word comprised of two slang dialects.
It's meaning is "no problem brother"

Hector and Cecil had were having a beef until Cecil realized he was wrong and apologized. Hector was relieved and said "ok, "no prolembro"

by Mr On Sony November 19, 2019

Poodem

A word to describe someone who reeks of "absolute shit". Commonly used by "roadmen" to show their disrespect in their higher form of mentality.

"Ay this man some clapped poodem, innit my units"

by not a poodem March 6, 2020

Poole (Dorset)

Poole is a town next to Bournemouth filled with children who think they are very big and scary. Also the Crackheads that roam the town centre barking at people. I sadly live in this shithole please get me out.

'Poole (Dorset) is really nice' 'I don't want to be friends with you after saying that'

by JamieTranspotter October 27, 2023