Poochie bear

A strange form of cuddling between two middle age divorced parents that find love with a new person

Stop cuddling like that I'm only 10 you nasty poochie bear

by #SparkleButts March 4, 2017

Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.

Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat

by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011

poochie-outtie

Any object that protrudes or sticks out where it shouldn't, looks weird, or where it is inconvenient. To extend outward beyond a usual point.

Omigod, look at the belly on that dude...what a poochie-outtie he's got goin' on there! Eeeww!

by Lindsey September 16, 2006

Poochie

A total fuck tard.... a wanna be gangster

"LOL look at that guy hes a total poochie"

by Sean&JeriHayes April 23, 2013

Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.

Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.

by Master Comander January 29, 2014

Poochie

The synonym of the word coochie
The word poochie comes from Latin terms of coochie. This sacred word is often used to describe the famale genitalia

Let yo poochie hang
Hey honey, did you wash your poochie today?

by XxBettyCrocker69Xx February 15, 2020

Poochie

A poochie is a 12 year old virgin that says he will sleep with ur mom while wearing a Mario swim top.

Kid: Hey look at that poochie
Me: look at that dumbass poochie head ass.

by TheGreekFreak44 November 11, 2020