Politician

A lying scumbag that tricks people into voting him into office and then gathers campaign funds to spend on martini and women.

"Cut it out-you're being such a politician."

by TheProtoss October 5, 2013

Politicians

The best liars in the world.

Boris Johnson: 3 week lockdown to flatten the curve

Another year later: Most people vaccinated, yet we are still restricted...

Lying politicians at it's best

by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

Politician

A person who dodges questions as a job

Person 1: Them politicians are unreliable.
Person 2: IKR?!

by Mini_fuzz_ball May 22, 2020

Politician

If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?

No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them. You're old enough to know this already.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Politician

A person skilled in the art of using many numerous multifarious words to say very little in the hope that some poor sucker or rich capitalist will be fooled into donating money to their election campaign.

Synonym: See skank, slime, crud, muck, scum
Antonym: See swimmer, runner, mountain climber, motorcyclist

Politician Mitch McConnell Ted Cruz republican Tea Party

by Cannoliamo June 23, 2013

Politician

See ,liar,pedophile ,cheat ,sex pest ,gay,bummer,idiot

Wow man that politician is a cum slut

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

politician

A politician is one who will say and do that which is necessary to get elected to public office.
NOTE: A politician’s first job, once elected, is to get reelected; therefore they must say and do that which is necessary to get reelected.

All of congress, after all they are "The Politician"

by THX2001 May 17, 2014