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New Plymouth

A small town of about 1400 people located in South Western Idaho. The people who live there, particularly the high school students, try to make themselves feel better by calling it the "Big NP". It is about 45 minutes from Boise and it is about 10 minutes away from Ontario, OR. It is known for nothing and will forever be known for nothing. Do not live there unless you want your children to be close minded red necks who chew and think that Boise is an awesome place to visit because it is a "city". It also has two coffee places which is not cool because one of the coffee places is a camper in somebody's front yard and the other coffee place is a shack and looks very unpleasant.
Hick #1: I live in the big NP.

City Kid #1: Really? It's big? I've never heard of NP... Where is it? and what does NP stand for?

Hick #1: In Idaho. I think we're like 45 minutes from Boise but I'm not sure. NP stands for New Plymouth you stupid f$%#er

City Kid #1: Oh.... that's cool... I'm going to cross the sea and gain some culture. Bye!

Hick #1: Yer a weirdo anyways. I'm gunnago drink some beer and shoot at animals.
by joemcg June 24, 2008
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Nicholas Plymouth

A hot guy with a massive, veiny weiner. He has the ability to make girls cream their pants, get themselves pregnant, give birth, raise a child, bang the kid, and mercilessly slaughter it with 10 seconds of him looking at them.
by dysonlover April 17, 2017
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known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.
poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby
by big fat tubby March 3, 2024
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Plymouthed Sun

A phenomenon common in coastal regions where a pattern of cloud building just inland with clear skies out to sea can divide a major city in two for hours, with one half in constant sunshine and one half in constant shade. First noticed in Plymouth.

Can also refer to fog related microclimates where the coast of, say LA may be under chilly thick fog but a few blocks inland basks in warm sunshine.
Lets walk down the coast a bit first. Its Plymouthed Sun around here!
by mids99 March 29, 2010
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Plymouthian handshake

When you have a diet consisting of seeds and dried fruits for a month, and swallow a vibrating sextoy to loose your stool.
Thw previous tennants have pebbledashed the bathroom. They must have done the plymouthian handshake
by Demonic thumper September 22, 2022
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