pushing beef

taking a massive crap that you need to grunt out and leaves you out of breath. usually can't sit down for at least an hour afterwards.

Dude those wings last night had me pushing beef so loud this morning that my neighbors called the cops.

That fat chick was pushing beef at my party and clogged the toilet. I hope she gets crabs.

by Houlden Caufield February 8, 2008

Pushing p

Being a real nigga. Be true to yourself and your people and everything will fall into place. Stand 10 toes on everything you say and never switch up. Respecting the universe and everything around you. Chasing that money and staying out the way of goofy business.

I’m not worried about what they got going on I’m pushing p.

by Oopsididit January 18, 2022

pushing brown

To take a huge stinking shit.

Goddamn Mexican food... I have to push brown really bad.

by Darkest Days April 20, 2003

Pushing 🅿️

I mean if you don’t know what it means then you not pushing 🅿️

Pushing 🅿️

by bootyclapper3009 January 18, 2022

Pushing P

act as a pimp or player.
Applying pressure to situation.

He’s a trick that boy ain’t pushing P.

She broke she not pushing P.

by CSOthaCEO January 13, 2022

pushing water uphill

a descriptive phrase for attempting any hopeless task. If you've ever tried to push water uphill you'll understand the concept.

literal-Part of my job involves clearing water from the floor of my work station. Because the floor is pitched away from the drain, it takes an inordinate amount of time to clear the water, because I'm always pushing it uphill.
figurative-Asking your boss for a raise in these times of tight money makes as much sense as pushing water uphill.

by earpuller January 19, 2006

Pushing Mongo

A stupid way to skateboard. A person skates mongo if they use their leading foot (the foot that is in the front while riding) to push. While they are pushing, their back foot stays near the rear of the board and they push with their front foot.

No wonder Stu can't learn that trick. Dude's pushing mongo.

by Owen December 11, 2003