by NIKGGER February 24, 2025
Get the Plowington City mug.Middle aged to senior aged man who lies to his spouse/significant other about where he is and what he's doing, doesnt answer the phone or text despite knowing hes worrying/hurting them after being gone for hours, while he's out cheating. Often blames the spouse for their confrontation, saying things like "you're not going to control me" "Jesus It's not my fault the line was so long" "I didn't hear my phone/My phone died, you're overreacting" "I needed a break from you". Often fulfilling some immature notion he thinks makes him look cool and young and independent, usually fueled by other disloyal so-called friends who are mainly jealous of the good relationship he actually has at home, while ruining the best thing he has going for him at point in his life. AKA cheating loser, man whore, self destructive idiot. Usually wind up alone and unloved, as those so-called friends aren't even there for them after they ruined their relationship whoring around.
PW: "I'm sick of you badgering me about how long I'm gone! I'm 59 years old, you're not going to control me!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
by SunlightRevelations March 28, 2025
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When you puke while eating out a girl after drinking to much. You continue anyway and proceed without missing a beat, and finish the job right by plowing her!!!
I was so drunk last night that I totally Irish Plowed this girl and she had no idea. Oh, the ole Irish Plowing!!!!
by The Irish Plow September 30, 2009
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Get the badger prowling mug.Refers to what you request when you hurry over to a neighboring property where someone with a plow-equipped 4X4 is clearing out the homeowner's driveway; you schuper-schweetly ask if he would please come by afterwards and plow you out, too, since he's in your area, anyway.
Requesting piggyback-plowing is often a great way to save big bucks on winter snow-removal, as opposed to having someone actually make a special trip to drive several miles to your house to plow you out; if da task involves just maybe one to three "sweeps", da truck-driver may even do it for free.
by QuacksO March 4, 2019
Get the piggyback-plowing mug.When you drive behind a redneck in an aggressive manor and eye fuck them into driving fast at night; while following them closely so they clear the road of all deer, other animals, and debris. Best works if they keep thinking you want to pass them..
The deer are nuts tonight so I’ll be Deer Plowing a redneck from the gas station so I can get home faster to play call of duty..
by Darr the Starr November 19, 2021
Get the Deer Plowing mug.moldboard plowing is when you take your boards and make them a lkittle moldy with a plow and that's that.
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