Pitak-Story

A pointless story that goes no where.

Person 1: Once, I went sledding, with my friend and his nose started bleeding, and his mom didn't know for thirty minutes.

Person 2: Dog that was a Pitak-Story.

by NRS$@) April 24, 2008

Pitiful

Something described as pitiful is not considered to be satisfactory or deserving of respect:used to say that you consider something to be very bad or not satisfactory or not enough:

Craig never comes home. Therefore, Craig is pitiful.

by Charelle1 August 1, 2018

Pita Chip

PAIN IN THE ASS...chip

DAMN SHE'S BEING SUCH A PITA CHIP!

by shannonluvzya February 21, 2011

PITFA

Pain In The Fucking Ass

So Admins gotta scan thru every post for problems!? What a PITFA!

by MstrssMe July 14, 2011

pitassi

a title, sometimes a name, given only to those of the highest status, the elite. Men with this title (sometimes women, but only on rare occasion) are to be regarded with the utmost respect, and have been known to have qualities of Superman, Hercules and Zeus combined into one person.

"Wow, look at him, I can't believe he can do that!"
"Yeah I know, he must be Pitassi, I am in awe."

by ptas November 18, 2006

Petia/Petija

A female name from celtic roots. Possibly bulgarian, Petia has a loving heart,is hard-headed but fair.

Petia/Petija did not agree with us but have a better suggestion.

by fo'sheezie February 4, 2010

pitman surprise

when having intercourse in the doggy position, pick up your phone, and call a friend. when you friend picks up the phone, pull out and slip your member into your lovers ass. make sure the phone is close to your lover's face to receive the "yelp" or scream. proceed to hang up the phone, and finish without her knowledge of anything happening.

i got a call from anthony, but all i heard was moaning, then a scream. He must have given her the pitman surprise.

by johnny dildonics January 28, 2008