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Fricker: Yo, she was doing Pilates in the Supermarket
Me: No way dude, that's lit
Fricker: Yeah, and then she sucked my toes after wards
Me: No way, I need to talk to this Pilates in a Supermarket
Fricker: No way, give me 30 bucks
Me: Uh no
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Me: No way dude, that's lit
Fricker: Yeah, and then she sucked my toes after wards
Me: No way, I need to talk to this Pilates in a Supermarket
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Me: Uh no
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the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.
"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."
by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005
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If I hear one more thing about waffles from that Monkey-Cheese-Ninja-Pirate, I'm leaving.
She is really annoying in a monkey-cheese-ninjas-pirates way.
She is really annoying in a monkey-cheese-ninjas-pirates way.
by enigmaramus October 27, 2011
Get the Monkey-Cheese-Ninjas-Pirates mug.Refers to the infestation of sexually transmitted parasite (crabs) on the females vagina, which causes unwelcome pillaging of the epidermis under a chicks bush.
1. Ted Man, I slept with this babe last night and now all my junk be itchen.
Richard Sounds like youve been boarded by some vagina pirates...
Richard Sounds like youve been boarded by some vagina pirates...
by Derek Brenner April 30, 2007
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by loo-tye October 24, 2007
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Bryan: "Yeah, it's a pirate ship. Let's bounce, but first I've got to get this girl's digits."
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