Pint of Mess

Someone who is such a mess in terms of appearance or personality that you feel the need to quantify their level of disgrace.

Can also be used to describe obese, disabled or physically scarred persons.

Rab: Did you see Michael last night?

Al: Yeah he looked like a disgrace.

Rab: Yep yep. One might say he was a Pint of Mess last night.

by ApeHandRab July 7, 2008

Pint Princess

A female of questionable looks and appeal to the sober eye that will require a potential suitor to consume at lease six or move pints of brew for her to become reasonably attractive and desirable for sexual relations.

This bar is full of pint princesses tonight braaaaaahhh. Looks like another hangover is in store.

My cousin is a pint princess. It only took me twelve pints this Christmas for me to put it to her down on the basement after dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Pint Nasty

The art of crushing down multiple pints of beer to become highly intoxicated

We went to the Swinging Door at lunch to get Pint Nasty!

by urizzle October 16, 2008

Muzzle pint

When you walk up behind a friend and hold a pint upto their mouth and see if they can down its contents. Normally ends up I the victim coughing up beer!!!

Muzzle pint!

When you walk up behind a friend and hold a pint upto their mouth and see if they can down its contents. Normally ends up I the victim coughing up beer!!!

Muzzle pint!

by Barnsey82 June 2, 2013

Kilmeedy pint

When you are having a pint while waiting for the taxi, once the taxi arrives down it, order another one and down that one before getting the taxi. That second one is the kilmeedy pint.

Lad the taxi is here. Get that kilmeedy pint inside you.

by PelicanacileP August 14, 2018

Mega Pint

Very large glass of wine that was first used to describe the amount of wine Johnny Depp drinks

Johnny Depp was asked if he poured a mega pint of wine during his defamation trial in Fairfax County Virginia.

by Valent One April 23, 2022

Mega Pint

Used to measure a large amount of alcohol

You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine.

by Out of options April 24, 2022