Ping Pong Smoothie

The act of having one's testicles slapped to and fro as if they were ping pong balls until the point of ejaculation.

Tyler: Miquela just gave Devin a ping pong smoothie!
Joe: No surpise there! She's a whore!

by Sun Jian September 20, 2011

tweet ping pong

When you read the twitter updates of someone and you see an outrageous directed tweet and you want to know what led up to that tweet(or update) of theirs -- you must play ping pong between the 2 users to see who asked what and why it was answered that way.

JessicaDoe: @JoeShmoe I like them big and firm.

original tweet-
JoeShmoe: how do you shop for oranges?

I had to play tweet ping pong to find out why Jessica said "I like them big and firm!"

by Mr. 66 March 7, 2009

The Devil's Ping Pong

The Dirty; Mommy-Daddy Playtime; Babymaking; Coitus; the Horizontal Tango; Making the Beast with Two Backs; Swishing the Fish; Diddle the Skittles; Mormon Teeth-Brushing; Pollination; Bumping Uglies; Trip Down the Grand Canyon; Plowing the Field; Sowing Wild Oats; In N Out Burger; Home Run; Tomb Raider; Going Down Under; Bushwhacking; Ace in the Hole; Buttering the Biscuits; Making Happy; Doing the Do; Making Whoopie; Banging; Screwing; Pounding; Shagging; Sexual Intercourse

Karsten and Jasmine are upstairs playing the Devil's ping pong.

by PhalangeMarcus April 18, 2018

Pocket ping pong

When men play with there balls in there pants through there pockets in there pants!

I saw Frank playing Pocket ping pong yesterday when I was talking to him.

by Lisa the bomb Ass Chick November 11, 2007

erotic ping pong

The game in which a man and a woman play ping pong, the man with a paddle and the woman with her vagina which is used in the serve

God! laura aced me last night with a very "tight" shot

by Jonny Church June 3, 2003

strip ping pong

The reason for why we play ping pong. Basically its the idea given that when you're playing ping pong as a last resort of doing something, you make wagers of winning the game and if you lose you strip. Makes the game more fun :)

Jim: Damn linda im getting tired of this game want to have some fun?
Linda: Yeah!! whoever loses takes it all off!
Jim: You going down bitch, and so are your clothes!

by AshMan December 28, 2004

ping pong theorem

The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.

-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.

Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"

Propz to paul*
you know who you are n3gro

by robbert muddafu(|<en drak3 April 9, 2008