AshMan's definitions

I feel all spoilt

To have ejaculated while your clothes are on basically.

"Wow look at Britney Spears, she is so good looking and her clevage is so fine"
(ejaculates in his pants)
"Wow that was cool, now i feel all spoilt

by ashman November 14, 2003

Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

by ashman March 8, 2008

Bono

Is the record for the biggest crap!

"Somebody's been keeping it a secret. Bono was never the record holder! He's the record!"

by ashman March 8, 2008

NET BRED

someone who begs friend online

if you are getting AIR on roads you may reach for the net to make some breds

by ASHMAN February 3, 2005

spunkbag

Another words for testicles.

"Shut up you horses spunkbag"

by ashman November 23, 2003

Back to the Future

The first movie to one of the top 10 trilogies ever made. A story of a boy who travels back in time 30 years and almost loses his very existance in the process. Watch the film to get a better understanding

Have you seen Back to the Future. It's f**king ace

by ashman November 15, 2003

proper bo

The exact transaltion is very good or really good

"I just won the lottery, proper bo"

by ashman November 23, 2003