AshMan's definitions

Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

by ashman March 8, 2008

Bat Out Of Hell

One of my best all time songs and a worldwide selling phenomenom.

Pure Brilliance wrapped up in 10 minutes.

"Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes.

by ashman November 18, 2003

bohemian rhapsody

A song by 70's, 80's band Queen.

Quite possibly the best song of all time.

Anyone who doesn't like it is a big old pile of smeg

"hey lets listen to a little Bohemian Rhapsody"
"Yeah rock on"

by ashman November 15, 2003

NET BRED

someone who begs friend online

if you are getting AIR on roads you may reach for the net to make some breds

by ASHMAN February 3, 2005

cumhead

The word cumhead orginates from Temple Moor High School.

The word means someone who puts so much gel on their hair, you can actually see little lumps of it. Making it appear to be cum in a sort of way

"Hey cumhead, what's that's in your hair?"
"Gel"
"It looks like cum to me cumhead"

by ashman July 28, 2004

Bono

Is the record for the biggest crap!

"Somebody's been keeping it a secret. Bono was never the record holder! He's the record!"

by ashman March 8, 2008

proper bo

The exact transaltion is very good or really good

"I just won the lottery, proper bo"

by ashman November 23, 2003