AshMan's definitions

ut

The word 'ut' is mainly used in Yorkshire. It is part of the dialect.

It is a short way of saying 'of the'.

Passion ut Christ

The Number ut Beast

by Ashman July 30, 2008

funeral for a friend

Another reason for the fucking downfall of today's society. An absolute pile of shit that got booed off stage at many Iron Maiden concerts for just been shit.

Did I mention they're welsh.

"Funeral For A Friend are shit"

by ashman May 10, 2005

Bono

Is the record for the biggest crap!

"Somebody's been keeping it a secret. Bono was never the record holder! He's the record!"

by ashman March 8, 2008

Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

by ashman March 8, 2008

Ashman

Ashman is crazy around his loved ones, this person may seem shy around in public or lazy but once he gets to know the person, they become very comfortable around you and will become one of your closest friends or will get involved in a relationship. This person is very kind and caring. If you have a Ashman in your life you are very lucky!! If you are dating an Ashman, don’t mess it up or you will start to regret it, you will be missing out of a life you always wanted. He is an overthinker and takes everything he’s sees around him as a clue to something bigger. They take everything thing that you do to them as a sign, so be cautious with him or you will start to lose him. Ashman is the good kind of weird and is very fun to be around and will brighten up your day. He is tall and usually with black or dark brown hair and is athletic and likes to move around frequently. He likes to be hyped up. This gentleman is attractive, adorable, kind, charming, sweet, but can be a little rough on you sometimes because he is just playing around or cares for you. His smile can spread good vibes around the room. Ashman is unique and loves to go out and have fun with people he loves the most.

Person 1- Oh hey look, there’s Ashman!

Person 2- I know I want to be with him, I never seen anyone like him before.I

by Ashman November 28, 2021

fuck it

another way of saying nevermind or can't be bothered

"Do you wanna go out"
"No, fuck it"

"You're gay"
"what"
"fuck it, it doesn't matter"

by ashman November 14, 2003

I feel all spoilt

To have ejaculated while your clothes are on basically.

"Wow look at Britney Spears, she is so good looking and her clevage is so fine"
(ejaculates in his pants)
"Wow that was cool, now i feel all spoilt

by ashman November 14, 2003