AshMan's definitions

ut

The word 'ut' is mainly used in Yorkshire. It is part of the dialect.

It is a short way of saying 'of the'.

Passion ut Christ

The Number ut Beast

by Ashman July 30, 2008

funeral for a friend

Another reason for the fucking downfall of today's society. An absolute pile of shit that got booed off stage at many Iron Maiden concerts for just been shit.

Did I mention they're welsh.

"Funeral For A Friend are shit"

by ashman May 10, 2005

Bono

Is the record for the biggest crap!

"Somebody's been keeping it a secret. Bono was never the record holder! He's the record!"

by ashman March 8, 2008

Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

by ashman March 8, 2008

Ashman

Ashman is crazy around his loved ones, this person may seem shy around in public or lazy but once he gets to know the person, they become very comfortable around you and will become one of your closest friends or will get involved in a relationship. This person is very kind and caring. If you have a Ashman in your life you are very lucky!! If you are dating an Ashman, don’t mess it up or you will start to regret it, you will be missing out of a life you always wanted. He is an overthinker and takes everything he’s sees around him as a clue to something bigger. They take everything thing that you do to them as a sign, so be cautious with him or you will start to lose him. Ashman is the good kind of weird and is very fun to be around and will brighten up your day. He is tall and usually with black or dark brown hair and is athletic and likes to move around frequently. He likes to be hyped up. This gentleman is attractive, adorable, kind, sweet, but can be a little rough on you sometimes because he is just playing around or cares for you. His smile can spread good vibes around the room. Ashman is unique and loves to go out and have fun with people he loves the most.

Person- Oh hey look, there’s Ashman!

Person 2- I know I want to be with him, I never seen anyone like him before.

by Ashman November 23, 2021

wankarse

The word wankarse originates from me. I just said it out of no where when my brother pissed me off.

Since then i have given the word it's own definition that really does make sense.

The word basically means anyone that puts there finger up there arse for pleasure.

This word can also be used if you are pissed off at people

"Hey, you wanna go and see Blazin Squad"
"How about you fuck off, wankarse"

by ashman July 24, 2004

cumhead

The word cumhead orginates from Temple Moor High School.

The word means someone who puts so much gel on their hair, you can actually see little lumps of it. Making it appear to be cum in a sort of way

"Hey cumhead, what's that's in your hair?"
"Gel"
"It looks like cum to me cumhead"

by ashman July 28, 2004