AshMan's definitions

NET BRED

someone who begs friend online

if you are getting AIR on roads you may reach for the net to make some breds

by ASHMAN February 3, 2005

taliban

taliban is a user on rwd forums

taliban flows deep I will damage man

by ASHMAN February 6, 2005

Bono

Is the record for the biggest crap!

"Somebody's been keeping it a secret. Bono was never the record holder! He's the record!"

by ashman March 8, 2008

I feel all spoilt

To have ejaculated while your clothes are on basically.

"Wow look at Britney Spears, she is so good looking and her clevage is so fine"
(ejaculates in his pants)
"Wow that was cool, now i feel all spoilt

by ashman November 14, 2003

Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

by ashman March 8, 2008

bohemian rhapsody

A song by 70's, 80's band Queen.

Quite possibly the best song of all time.

Anyone who doesn't like it is a big old pile of smeg

"hey lets listen to a little Bohemian Rhapsody"
"Yeah rock on"

by ashman November 15, 2003

Bat Out Of Hell

One of my best all time songs and a worldwide selling phenomenom.

Pure Brilliance wrapped up in 10 minutes.

"Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes.

by ashman November 18, 2003