lit as a pinecone

When you are so lit you just say random shit and fuck a limp dick

Tina was as lit as a pinecone

by REB VoDkA January 24, 2018

Pinecone

Most people think pinecones come from trees. In reality they came from OP’s mother after 9 months

Op: “states false information

Respondant: You are a fucking pinecone dude

by Dudeudontmnow August 24, 2023

Super pinecone

A super pinecone is a person who posts a screenshot of a conversation on 'idiots of facebook' that gets posted on the page every single day.

Look at this super pinecone! I'm posting this on 'idiots of idiots of facebook'

by Gservn January 14, 2021

Pinecone

Replacement word for the “F-bomb”. Doesn’t hit the algorithms for hate-speech.

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb.

They pineconed around and found out, so they got banned.

by Grandma Creates April 26, 2022

French Pinecone

The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.

Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.

Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.

Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.

Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!

Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."

by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022

Pinecone challenge

the act of eating a pinecone in front of an active camera

jimmy is still in the hospital after doing the pinecone challenge.

by SONLIR June 14, 2016

Soggy pinecone

Just like shoving a pineapple up Hitlers ass, but you a relative and in Northern Michigan.

I gave my sister a soggy pinecone last night and she loved it.

by MagicalVagina/ CooterCommander April 14, 2019