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by Jemi September 21, 2003
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Pillow Fucker

A person who engages in sexual activity with a pillow, often their own pillow, imagining it as the person they fantasize about. Typical behavior of young boys with unmet sexual desires, in their early stages of exploring the bees and the birds.
In the middle of the night
Dad: Whats that noise coming from juniors bedroom?
Mom: Its our little pillow fucker in action!
by Obe Amma November 17, 2016
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penetration barrier pillow

An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.
Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.
by YAWA October 5, 2017
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pillow texting

verb: "Pillow texting" happens in place of pillow talk - when you are not together but each of you are in your respective beds texting each other "good night"s, "wish you were here"s, etc. This invariably leads to sexting.
TJ - Our pillow texting doesn't hold a candle to our pillow talk. ;-)

Ann Marie - Pillow texting will have to tide us over until we can have our real pillow talk. :-*
by AMarie0908 April 8, 2011
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girlfriend pillow

A pillow with arms that simulates the act of having a girlfriend. Can be sometimes misinterpreted with boyfriend pillow, which does not exist.
Because she did not have a boyfriend, she settled for the comfort and love of a girlfriend pillow.
by sjsharks2492 November 28, 2010
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pillowpants

The little troll that parents put into their daughters pussy that keeps them from having sex. If a penis enters her vagina, pillowpants will bite it off. Pillowpants is peed out on her 21st birthday.
I cant wait for pillowpants to be gone so that I can rail the shit out of my girlfriend!!!
by buzzzzzzzzz July 29, 2006
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the pillows

A Japanese rock band that started in the late 80s; now consists of Sawao Yamanaka, Yoshiaki Manabe and Shinichiro Sato. The Pillows did the soundtrack for 'FLCL'
by Sai December 26, 2003
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