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Obsidian Piledriver 

The obsidian piledriver is a sensual maneuver that involves one partner laying flat on their back with their legs spread open while the other partner kneels between their thighs. The kneeling partner leans in and kisses their way down the receiving partner's body until they reach their groin area.

With their hands on the receiving partner's hips, the kneeling partner pulls them closer and positions their body for penetration. As they enter, the kneeling partner wraps their arms around the receiving partner' s thighs and lifts them up into the air.

Using their strength, the kneeling partner then slams the receiving partner down onto their member repeatedly, creating a deep, intense sensation. The obsidian piledriver is a powerful and passionate move that can leave both partners feeling completely satisfied and fulfilled.
"Hey babe, you up for an obsidian piledriver?"
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Tombstone Piledriver 

a sexual manuever usually performed by two wrestlers in public. It closely resembles the 69 position, only standing up.
undertaker just gave oral pleasures to his brother kane, in public, via the tombstone piledriver

arabian piledriver 

When you anal fuck someone that lives on the Persian Gulf and criticize their government simultaneously
Last night I received an Arabian Piledriver from an American with special interests.

teleporto-spin-piledriver 

Situation provoked by an attack from Street Fighter 4's loathingly laughable late prodigy in which your sorry personnae will experience both the tummy levelling propulsor uppercut AND the spine cracking power bomb.
can't believe i'm actually being teleporto-spin-piledriver'D for the 587th time today!

Mcdonald's Piledriver 

Much like the Piledriver, you have your partner keep her legs spread and you mash a mcdonald's meal in her colon while you persistently shove straws in her pussy.
Ms. Berg, Not another Mcdonald's Piledriver! Nooooo!

alaskan piledriver 

This is a sexual act in which a pice of poop, preferably large, is frozen in a freezer and then used as a dildo for an unlucky man or women.
Dirty Maria recived a most hanus alaskan piledriver on the set of alaskan sluts the deep freeze made in 2000. sadly it did not go as planed and she ended up with a soft melting piece of poop all over her snatch.
alaskan piledriver by Robot2008 January 5, 2009

Prepubescent Piledriver 

A large, overweight man over the age of 50 that delivers man-post into a small boy that doesn't have pubes yet.
wow, i went by little tiimmy's house and instead of playing with his ninja turtles, he was getting a prepubescent piledriver from our neighbor. there was semen EVERYWHERE