Plow

v. t. To sexually penetrate, esp. in a firm or forceful manner.

1. -How was your date with Phyllis? -I plowed her.
2. He's going to Toronto to see a DJ at a fashionable waterfront nightclub and plow the sweet merciful crap out of Julia.

by surp October 23, 2007

Buffalo Snow Plow

The action of utilizing one's testicles as a shovel like device to scoop semen from a womens breasts to her mouth. After ejaculating on the womans chest.

#1)
Woman - "You were suppose to aim for my mouth"

Man- "I know I missed, I'm sorry"

Woman- "Use your balls to scoop it into my mouth"

Man - "You requested i perform a buffalo snow plow?"

Woman - "That's exactly what I am requesting"

#2)

Guy- "After visiting Buffalo, NY I discovered a new use for my balls. Not only can they make a mess, they can help clean it up too."

by Ishd1v8 March 28, 2010

meat plow

Refering to the shape of the penis, Plows through the interior of the vagina.

You cant stop the meat plow, Biiatch !!

by stizzy September 20, 2003

amish plow

When having sex from behind, in the "doggie" position, you knock a girls arms out from under her and pull them back above her head, smacking her head against the floor and making her into a virtual plow.

(Walking around while in this position is optional)

Last night me and Becky were having sex and I pulled the amish plow! I'll never see HER again!

by AXiD July 28, 2004

Geneseo Snow Plow

A sexual position; a variation of the " Geneseo Farm Plow". Since snow covers the ground October to May, the Geneseo Snow Plow has become a commonly practiced position. It involves wrapping the woman's legs around man's waist , placing a metal knight's helmet on the woman's head, then burring it into deep snow and "plowing" around while having sex. Sometimes the woman is run into objects such as mail boxes, cars and street signs.

Farmer: "Whelp, it's gettin' cold 'round here, guess it's all Geneseo Snow Plows for the next 8 months."

Farmer's Wife: " I'll get the helmet"

by AndarTheTron May 27, 2010

Plowboy

A young unmarried man of southern heritage usually raised on a farm, a true southern gentleman, a good ol' country boy

I am a born and bred plowboy.

by Ryan Clonce December 19, 2008

phloke

A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.

Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.

by Quadratics July 29, 2008