Philonengi

An intense form of love or fondness characterized by a show of empathy and a severe sense of responsibility for a person and/or object born in defiance to feelings of unexplained antagonism by the public towards such persons or object through no discernible fault of theirs.

Ninjas affection for Rebecca is a true demonstration of philonengi.

by NanaAlterego November 21, 2020

Philosiphize

the act of philosophy

She philosiphized if a tree was really a tree.

by Bekster February 7, 2009

philosodouche

The name given to a person who believes they are amazing at philosophy and never hesitates to use this philosophy in arguments. Their assumption is of course unjustified and they are in fact a douche.

Yeh, he is such a philosodouche

by Captain philosophy January 24, 2011

Phisolophical

To be Phisolophical, is to be inebriated to the point that philosophizing really isn't working out too well.

"We're Phisolophical drunk already!"

by Attack of the Llama April 14, 2009

philo gastration

when having anal sex the reciver farts so hard it causes the penis to fly out. as well as anything else in the ass at the time

philo gastration is even sedier when the person sharts

by Mina tor returns May 23, 2007

Philophiliac

A philophiliac is a person who likes to sleep with dead philosophers. Because of this disease they are often found to be hanging around graveyards (especially at night). Berkeley’s grave has been dug up numerous times and is one of the hardest hit philosophers. Yet despite this, sightings of philophiliacs are rare and often do not provide any conclusive evidence of their identities. Whilst the problem is a fairly recent on, graves all over the globe have been affected. Ayer and Turing have both had their graves desecrated and as a result Searle has been put into high security to ensure that nobody attempts to kill him with the intention of ‘visiting’ his grave later. Obviously this is a serious problem and the people who suffer from it need psychiatric help. Nevertheless, should you see a suspicious figure lurking around a philosopher’s grave, please ring the police.

Over there by the grave! Is it a dog? Is it a mourner? No, it's a philophiliac!

by The Real Captain Philosophy February 21, 2011

Philopolocko

it is the term for shut the fuck up

could you just philopolocko

by Kristófer máni November 7, 2019