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Prequelogy

A series of three books that is a prequil to another
I never read the prequelogy to The Lord of the Rings by JR Tolkien
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Phoque

In English:
“a phoque” (n.) is an item or a cloth used to seal the crack under a door or window.
(v.) “to phoque”- the process of phoquing the drafty area under the door.
(adj.) “phoquable”- to have room enough or a decent ledge under a door or window in which to phoque the hole

In French, “phoque” (nms.) is the word for seal (see below for joke). Pronounced ever so slightly different than English “fuck;” however, in fluent speech, one would be hard-pressed to hear any difference between the two words.
<<Regardez enfants, ‘y avait un phoque là qui claquait les nageoires dans l’eau! Vous l’avez vu?>>

When teaching French, my students one year were excited to share a joke with me they wrote together.

Q: While American Oceanography students attend U Dub, where do French Oceanography Students study? (Alternately, where did the French seal get his degree?)

A: Phoque U!
He really wanted to phoque it and thought it’d be easily phoquable; but this slit is just too gaping a hole to phoque! “To bad it doesn’t have that black hairy phoquing strip on it that doesn’t need further phoquing,” he thought, disappointedly :(
by Spasiklaki Polyglot April 8, 2023
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Phoque

1) A very sophisticated word used by drunk Australians and Bri'ish in replacement for the most beautiful word of this lingua franca- FUCK.

2) The baguette people use this word to refer to the Chonky sea bois.
Derek- Look at that seal over there.

Dylan- OH! I LOVE PHOCKING SEALS, MATE.

Louis- À nicé phoque as I can see.
by Phoqueface June 10, 2023
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pequeño

What a Spanish woman calls you when you take your underwear off.
Guy: What do you think of my dick baby?

Spanish Girl: Muy pequeño
by Hooting and Hollering August 30, 2023
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Phoque

Origin: Baguette Language (French)
Pronunciation: fœk
noun
seal
This is a cute baby Phoque with his ugly mother Phoquer
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 29, 2023
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pequeek

To be on psychedelics and envision something that isn’t there, but only for a split second.

Or, having the sudden realisations that you are not acting yourself, and that in fact.
For example: okay….I’m starting to feel it now, I’m pequeeking. Can you see that???

Nah fam you’re pequeeking.
by Tahlia and aggie February 27, 2024
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The Prequel

When the person is so dumb that they make themselves the living prequel to the movie Idiocracy. This is how they make the movie become a prophecy also.
With a dumbass argument like that, you are The Prequel.
by YouCan'tKeepUp December 31, 2020
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