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The prequels 

The best god damn trilogy in forever.
Is a meme by existence and everyone loves them.
God tier trilogy.
Contains Obi-Wan Kenobi (a.k.a Jesus/0
Anakin: I don't like sand.
Obi-Wan: Hello there.
The senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Mace Windu: Not yet.
Person: Man I love the prequels
The prequels by Hashtag Turtle July 11, 2018
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Prequel meme 

Common prequel meme:
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Prequel meme by kevalosaur May 17, 2018
Phoque, not to be confused with fuck, is the French word for seal. If you are innocent and stub your toe, happen to drop an f bomb, and feel bad about it, just know that all you did was say seal in French.
Person one: stubs toe, drops f bomb
Also Person one: says seal in french(phoque)
Phoque by Bea🐝 February 19, 2020

Prequel hater 

Term applied to those who can only bash and deride the latest three Star Wars movies, in spite of any argument which may bring up some positive aspects.

It is somewhat comparable to the term geewun when speaking of transformers fans as it is all related to nostalgia and fans who can't stand change or modernization.
Todd: Let's watch a dvd tonight dude, if we've got nothing better to do.

Justin: Sure, I'll get Eddie to hang out too.

Todd: Aight. What'll we watch? Action? Horror? Sci fi?
Justin: Sci fi is good, just don't get a Star Wars flick man. Eddie is a rabid prequel hater.
Prequel hater by Valmeijita April 15, 2010

r/prequelmemes 

A subreddit dedicated to the memes of the Star Wars prequels.
Currently they have 1.5 million members
Man:I think I may join r/prequelmemes.
Woman: good! I think you should.
Obi-Wan: Hello There

Grievous: General Kenobi!
A shy small cute girl who is valuable or precious. It's a Spanish word.
Look there's your pequeña
pequeña by Nununi July 31, 2018