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One Percenter Problem

A problem that a person whose income percentile is in the top 1% of a wealthy, industrialized country's income experiences that people in the 99% would probably roll their eyes at.

(This term is a continued division of the term "First World Problem.")
Which iPad 3 should I buy for my dog, the white or black one? I know this is a One Percenter Problem, but I'll just get both.
by EMarcisak04 June 16, 2012
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Burke-Perrin

A creature with an unnaturally small and crooked phallous. Often found in the over-grown red bushes of North London, Burke-Perrin's are very protective of their nature. They bond very well with snakes and dutch people. The Burke-Perrin's sense of smell is extraordinary, it can sense danger from a mile away. Unfortunately however, it cannot establish what a stranger female's sexual preference is. Its mating call sounds like a black man who has gone without chicken for five years.
Dude no.1: Did you see that mammal at Punk last night, it looked like the love child of Dylan Moran and that bloke from Amelie

Dude no.2: Oh yeah dude, it was such a Burke-Perrin
by Andre Villas-BoASSASSASSASSASS September 4, 2012
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Ten Percenter

A "Ten Percenter" is a frequent patron of casinos and horse/dog racing tracks who will cash your winnings

(if over the $600 taxable limit) for you, putting himself down as the winner, then paying you.

For this service, the Ten Percenter charges you 10%.

That way, you do not have to report the winnings.

This practice is illegal, but it happens. If you are
"connected", you will know who the Ten Percenters are.
Mikey: "I just won 5 g's on the 10 horse !"
Bob: "what's that after taxes ?"
Mikey: "taxes ? I'll giv it to Vin.

He's the Ten Percenter in this joint."
by baby shanks777 March 22, 2011
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perenium

This is a just a misspelling of the word "perineum". Dumb!
by Miss Fidditch June 16, 2003
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Perpendiculateral

Used to describe a word which is spelled the way it sounds.
Per-Pen-Dic-U-Later-Al

Student: "How do you spell *blank*"
Teacher: "Sound it out, Brennen - it's a perpendiculateral word"
by Frokachu February 5, 2010
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Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.
No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.
by psylence July 11, 2015
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once percenter

Once percenter is a lesser man that claims he a one percenter.but then rides same club as his wife
Theo Bro. .are u outlaw biker...no me and Mrs are once percenter by our charter...riding together has strength our marriage.
by N3v1ll3 May 2, 2019
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