Pepperoni Promise

When a plan is made after a night of intensive alcohol consumption and has a very low percentage of actually occuring. Called 'Pepperoni' , as this most likely occurs at a pizza place.

EXAMPLE 1:

"Urg, last night I told a guy in my class we should start a study group and be best friends. What a pepperoni promise"

EXAMPLE 2:
"Tomorrow I am going to wake up and be a better person. I am going to take care of myself, do some community service, oh yeah, tomorrow I start my journey!"

Next Day: " Yeah, that was a huge pepperoni promise.. I'm not doing any of that"

by Maritimer Party July 22, 2012

pepperoni pony

a fat pepperoni sized dick

hey bitch you can ride my pepperoni pony.
id love to

by Clorox the Bleach November 27, 2017

Pepperoni Twist

Very similar to an alabama hotpocket, a pepperoni twist occurs when your girl's vagina is very loose, enough so that you can shove a pepperoni inside of her.

Arnold: Yo did you see that?
E: Yeah bro, that was the slickest pepperoni twist I've ever seen!

Arnold: No way she saw THAT coming...

by Pepperoni Twisted ;) December 27, 2017

Pepperoni Boy

Someone who stinks whenever they have pizza the night before and leaves snail trails on windows

Mark : That fucker Bobby rubbed his greasy head all over my windows and now I have to clean them.
Bill : God damn pepperoni boy

by Sweaty dirt pig September 22, 2021

Pepperoni McGee

A racial slur for an Italian person.

That guy Nic is a filthy Pepperoni McGee

by peppsmcggee September 11, 2016

Pepperoni Throat

A Pepperoni Throat is when one individual slice of Pepperoni slaps the back of your throat, lodging itself into your jugular. Then creating a burning sensation causing your uvula to burn. Drinking milk, or peeling the lodged Pepperoni fromantic the back of the throat cures Pepperoni Throat.

Damn, I got a bad case of Pepperoni Throat.

Ohhh, no. Did you get Pepperoni throated again?

by Anonymous395738 February 13, 2017

Pepperoni Nipples

Nipples that look like a pepperoni or are larger than pepperonis

I took of her shirt to find large and disgusting pepperoni nipples.

by Jim August 28, 2004