matt pelt

Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.

This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt

by Jakob Perry December 31, 2019

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If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

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a person who is a lost bean and can never understand the logic of what some people say.

Sorry, I but I am a skull pelt

by skull pelt February 10, 2020

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Vaginal secretions of various sorts.

Let's have a big bowl of beaver pelt soup

by namvet1968 May 22, 2023

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When a dude has no money and his wife/girlfriend gives him a haircut. It looks like a mad/angry-conjunction pelt lying on top of a head.

Check that mangry pelt on Biillbo's head. I heard Bill had trouble making rent so his old lady gave him that mangry pelt.

by Narv July 06, 2017

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In the process, or implying getting absolutely obliterated with your buddie.

by J Charbs November 03, 2023

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Brittany Van Pelt is something so beautiful and perfect that there are no words to describe it and her amazing love❤️

Having a Brittany Van Pelt is priceless and the most rare kind of love on this earth.

by VP007 February 03, 2024

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