No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

by reillan January 29, 2006

Penguin Pounding

When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!

"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"

by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009

Pegging

Act of playing peggle or peggle 2.

Dude I love pegging.

by Peggle1 April 20, 2019

Pegging

Anal using a strap-on.

After she got done pegging him, she kissed his forehead and said "we're just gonna call this anal now."

by gnc15 September 21, 2019

Penguin Waddle

The uncomfortable and visually peculiar method of walking that one must utilize after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

Oh man, look at that penguin waddle! Shana must've been rammed hard last night.

by mr exx February 21, 2009

Penguin Honest

The most honest a person can be and most honest you can possibly get! EVER!

I Love you.

Penguin honest??

Penguin Honest :)

by Raunchy RahRah November 23, 2009

penguins freezing in antartica

The appropriate response to when someone takes off a jacket, sweater, etc. even though it is really cold either to display how "tough" they are or because they feel no cold. Especially when you are freezing yourself

Debrickashaw: Ahhh its not that cold
'Xebole: Dude its like 20 degrees outside and all i have is this vest
Debrickashaw: Stop being such a wimp <takes off coat>
'Xebole: what the hell, there are penguins freezing in antartica

by Felippe Boom-Boom LeBlanc January 12, 2011