Patxiety

A mental disorder characterized as a sudden and uncontrollable state of anxiety brought on by an overexposure to someone who has acheieved patstatus

dat bitch down bad with a case of patxiety 😳

by patdicckyJ May 31, 2021

patito brand

A very low quality or unrecognized brand, the term "Patito" is used in México to refer to initially china's products, now as more 'name brands" manufacture there, it refers more to the first case.

"Hey I just got this new pants!"

Nice, what brand are they?
Patito brand... :(

by JUSTRANDOM February 4, 2014

panxiously

combination of patiently and anxiously

I'm panxiously waiting to hear back about a sale that could make or break my quota for the year!

by Detroit through and true January 23, 2016

patish

An incredibly good excuse for missing work. It does not have to be true or believable, as long it guarantees that you cannot get to work.

You had too much to drink on Tuesday, what was your patish on Wednesday?
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.

by RajeshZA July 21, 2016

Patipoto

When something/someone is extremely stupid to the point that it’s funny

Ayo, look at that carved pumpkin
Dude, that’s so fucking patipoto

by thatweirdanimekid42069 October 31, 2020

Patizts

When something is so stupid its somehow seems poetic and smart
(the "Z" is silent)

Hey, have you seen Ryan?
Yeah, that dudes sense of humor is patizts

by Vxnom November 18, 2020

Hook Patient Deluxe

A being known as an ashley archer

Man, these girls in here are hook patient deluxe bad!!

by THE DALLAS2012 October 24, 2010