Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.

Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.

by Arkell December 9, 2008

Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.

"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"

by Matt Grimsaw May 14, 2007

patting the piglett

the femine answer to choking the chicken

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."

by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009

pating

the sound of the noise it makes when a bullet hits a chinese person in a bullet proof vest

i roll around whalley and shoot that wack chanker and ''paTING'' his ass get up and maul me.

by DaBomb. September 4, 2006

parring

To hang out or be together at an event/party

We were parring at her party the other day.

by bigjoe849485928 February 15, 2014

middle parting

The ugliest style ever!

John “ew, have seen his/her hair! It has a middle parting in it!”
The bitch “omg, what a slag...”

by Loooooooooololololololol spam December 22, 2017

Parting the Red Sea

When a guy has sex with a girl who is on her period in the missionary position.

Did you hear about Johnny and Abby last night? It was her time of the month but he took on Parting the Red Sea anyways!

by Red Professor Hulk October 16, 2018