pamphlet man

1) a teenage preacher man that lives around the corner. preach brotha preach!
2) can turn a horny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who's girlfriend's pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for sex as to not enrage god.

"don't be such a pamphlet man.. take off your girlfriend's pants"

OR

Sexy Miss K: my parent's are out this week, why don't you come over? we can have some fun..

Mr. S: sorry babe, but don't you know according to the bible, it's wrong to fuck before marriage?

Sexy Miss K: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?

Mr. S: *runs away clutching bible*

by blingblingwanksta June 29, 2004

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parching

Parching is simply when one spits on ones bum hole in order to allow easy entry into the anal canal.

"Come on love, I'm parching for your canal!"

by Dougie's Parching November 17, 2014

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parihar

The one who's the baddest, meanest, with the biggest muscles and the hottest chicks. He can do more push-ups than you can count.

Yo! Where them girls at?

Where else? With the Parihar.

by Road raasshh October 21, 2015

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Panphobia

Panphobia (Also known as omniphobia, pantophobia, and panophobia) is the irrational fear of everything or a persistent vague fear of an ‘unknown evil’. It is *not* a fear/dislike of pansexuals. Using it as so is albiest whether panphobia is registered as a medical term or not.

1:“She has panphobia.”
2:”So she’s afraid of pansexuals?”
1:”No, she feels paranoid all the time.”

by cosm August 4, 2020

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