Delusional about your own ability to judge a persons character based on ridiculously insufficient evidence and very little time spent investigating or collecting primary data to support your claims. Also a convenient tool to support propaganda aimed at
Aww man I am paranoid cos I don’t ask ppl to explain things I see and make outrageous judgement calls based upon.
by Come-a-gutsuh November 13, 2021
Get the Paranoid mug.A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.
“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
by jmcomedy August 30, 2011
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Get the Paranoid mug.your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and suspect the unexpected but it's your fucking neighbour.
paranoid person: oh fuck no, it might a murder on the loose so you arm yourself *opens door*
neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down
neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down
by david.strakos November 18, 2022
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Loud mouth
Always eager to speak
He gets close when he talks to someone
And always thinks the worst of everything
Loud mouth
Always eager to speak
He gets close when he talks to someone
And always thinks the worst of everything
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021
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Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them
Expects the worst of things always
And defensive
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them
Expects the worst of things always
And defensive
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021
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