person 1 : dude i watched (litterally every movie ever and i think that (generic monster) is after me
person 2 you should see a doctor , you´re paranoid.
person 2 you should see a doctor , you´re paranoid.
by FRENKI8 June 6, 2017

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.
*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"
Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"
Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"
Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"
Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"
Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"
Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

Yup.
Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

Curly headed
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them
Expects the worst of things always
And defensive
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them
Expects the worst of things always
And defensive
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021

The Good Definition - The Greatest Alt Song Ever Made
The Boring Definition - That thing from hitchhiker's guide.
The Boring Definition - That thing from hitchhiker's guide.
Devious Individual: Do you know about paranoid android?
Me (also a devious individual): Radiohead or Nah?
Me (also a devious individual): Radiohead or Nah?
by This is the man February 18, 2024

A reality that’s troubled, seams unreal yet is, seems paranoid in nature though isn’t in reality because of circumstances being strangely true.
by Hunt21 May 30, 2019

by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023
