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Paranoid Speller

A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.
“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
by jmcomedy August 30, 2011
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Paranoid

Healthiest heart he's ever seen but you still got it checked didn't you?
Hym "Yeah but sayin it made you paranoid about it didn't it? Ha!"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
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paranoid american

when scrolling or researching and theres some type fluent doubts need to reassure about. listening from social media or remembering not to be passive and grow out of it.
"i was watching tv there was a scary scene and i try to remember not to be that way (paranoid american} about the problem."
by Jm8a April 24, 2023
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love is paranoid

Love is paranoid is a legendary song by punk rock bandThe Distillers
by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023
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weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza
Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”
by Superjuliam September 6, 2023
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Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth

Always eager to speak

He gets close when he talks to someone

And always thinks the worst of everything
The paranoid village man couldn’t accept the fact he is always paranoid
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021
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Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them

Expects the worst of things always

And defensive
The paranoid village man doesn’t want to accept that he is always paranoid
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021
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