An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.
Her Parallel Parkinson's always seemed to flare up when she found a space in front of a restaurant with a big window full of on-lookers.
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Get the parallel park mug.A group of four or more paraplegics.
They tend to roam around eateries and fat people, taunting them by going faster than them even without usable legs.
They tend to roam around eateries and fat people, taunting them by going faster than them even without usable legs.
by Xildra October 22, 2009
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Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.
Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.
by The PC Doctor December 25, 2009
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John blames being thrown into a parallel universe as to why his professor didn't get his email. The John in THIS universe never sent it.
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Get the Parallel mug.Who many consider one of the best modern day Phreakers(company including Ntheory,Bland Inquisitor, and RBCP). Dual_Parallel was once The voice of Radio FreaK America, being the very first voice that was heard on RFA(first episode featuring Dual Dumpster diving). He was also on many episodes of Binary Revolution Radio.
Dual Is widely respected for many of the projects that he has contributed to the hacker/phreaker community. one of the more popular of these being Project Walmart Freedom.
Dual Is widely respected for many of the projects that he has contributed to the hacker/phreaker community. one of the more popular of these being Project Walmart Freedom.
by Everi January 28, 2008
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