When you are sexually active to the inanimate cooking object known widely as the pan.
Cooking pans are the best choice when uwuing
with said pan. May be tough first time but you can fit a raccoon up your ass so you ain't special.
Cooking pans are the best choice when uwuing
with said pan. May be tough first time but you can fit a raccoon up your ass so you ain't special.
"Hey guys I'm pansexual"
Everyone starts gasping as to how I shove an 18 inch cooking pan up my ass.
Applause
"Delicious, finally some goodfucking food"
Everyone starts gasping as to how I shove an 18 inch cooking pan up my ass.
Applause
"Delicious, finally some goodfucking food"
by Uwu_time February 25, 2020
A person who doesn't care what is in your pants or under your shirt because they like everyone trans,girls,boys,non-binary,etc. Never tell a pansexual person that they made it up and don't ask if they have sex with pans its not funny anymore. But pretty much if your a human and they like you they will take you. And just to be clear bi and pan are DIFFERENT.
Person 1: are you bi because you dated a girl and a guy before
Person 2: Nope i'm pansexual
Person 1 : what the hell does that mean ,you have sex with frying pans or something
Person 2: No, it means i like everyone
Person 1: So bi
Person 2: PAN ,NOT BI I LIKE BOYS ,GIRLS, NON-BINARY ,TRANS ,ETC; BI PEOPLE ONLY LIKE MEN AND WOMEN GET THAT THERE YOUR TINY BRAIN!
Person 2: Nope i'm pansexual
Person 1 : what the hell does that mean ,you have sex with frying pans or something
Person 2: No, it means i like everyone
Person 1: So bi
Person 2: PAN ,NOT BI I LIKE BOYS ,GIRLS, NON-BINARY ,TRANS ,ETC; BI PEOPLE ONLY LIKE MEN AND WOMEN GET THAT THERE YOUR TINY BRAIN!
by Gay-fuck February 05, 2018
No, it’s not when someone has sex with pans. It’s when a person doesn’t care about gender or sexuality, they love everyone, regardless of what they have down there.
Mom: wait...so you said you’re Pansexual, do you fuck pans?
David: uh...no mom, I fuck everyone.
Mom: oh.
David: uh...no mom, I fuck everyone.
Mom: oh.
by Thatonegirlyouwannafuck January 08, 2018
by AJ the kid January 21, 2019
by Booty411 April 05, 2016
1. damn i love this loaf of bread i got right here. im sooo pan.
2. i know this may be a little weird, but i want you to meet my girlfriend. this is panny the frying pan. dont judge me, im pansexual. i love her
2. i know this may be a little weird, but i want you to meet my girlfriend. this is panny the frying pan. dont judge me, im pansexual. i love her
by frickfrackpattywhack October 29, 2015
An attraction to people based entirely on how one feels about another on a personal face to face level regardless of gender identity, sexual orientation or biological gender, skin color, ethnic background, religion, etc.
I've dated men, women, straight, gay, bi, transgendered, inter-sexed, black, white, brown, Christian, Buddhist, Wiccan, etc...As a Pansexual I have the capacity to love and lust without borders.
by MistressK February 05, 2010