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sad panda

An unhappy, disappointed person. The phrase can be traced back to an episode of the cartoon South Park, in which the "Sexual Harassment Panda" teaches the children what is and isn't sexual harassment.

For extra sadness, the "a" in sad is drawn out.
I'm a saaaad panda, because my favorite band just broke up.
by Stephanie M. December 19, 2003
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sexual harassment panda

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"
by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005
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Skank Panda

When you cheat on your significant other with someone over World of Warcraft and then blame your significant other for the cheating.
Erran is a skank panda for cheating on her husband with Isengrin.
by Hypnosis72 December 8, 2020
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Sexy Red Panda

Sexy red panda is a term to describe a sexy man with black hair and a red beard, and vice versa.

They are considered by many to be one of the most exotic and attractive breeds of men.
Although many good looking men attended, Jared's full head of black hair and naturally red beard made him the only sexy red panda at the party.
by pfff... June 18, 2011
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Sexy Panda

A being who is so loveable and gives you the greatest cuddles. The sexy Panda is chubby but still hella sexy. The sexy panda is someone who will make you feel wonderful and good about yourself physically and mentally.
I got to cuddle with my sexy panda.
by angeldelamusique June 28, 2016
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sneaky panda

A person who intentionally displays a humorous or awkward facial expression in the background of a photograph.
The picture of us at the bar was good except for that sneaky panda in the booth behind us.
by Tater Po August 18, 2010
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Sand Panda

"You see that sand panda in the corner? He is so checking you out."
by Kayke July 8, 2010
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