Padnos

The word "Padnos" from the "Padnos Hall of Science" at GVSU is Dalespeak for Ashley's House. Usually used in conjunction with some half-truth about his whereabouts.

Dale: "Dog, fuuuuck!! I've been at Padnos all day. I have 32 exams this week!!!"

Ahmed: "You mean you were at Ashley's House"

D.J: Fuuckk!!!! Dog.

by Ahmed2384 October 23, 2007

Paedo Hands

When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.

if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.

by bitofbanter99 April 10, 2010

Paderborned

To lose a bet after picking the "sure winner" or "lock" pick.

Man, we really got paderborned on that soccer game! How could they lose!?

by PappaGeezy August 22, 2011

Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018

Padao

Padao is a name for a girl who is very quirky and silly. She might be depressed and sad sometimes but will soon cheer up. She does not like saying sorry. She is very unique and special in her family.

Padao is funny and cool.

by Plrobablo March 2, 2019

Padook

1) When people named Jimmy do not complete tasks successfully or at all.
2) (noun Padooken) A clothing combination that involves a loud red polo with a tweed jacket from the salvation army.

You really padooked that up.
That is a nice padooken you have on.

by PadookNet August 23, 2019

Padoodyhole

Warm and moist, similar to after a warm run and your balls stick to your legs. That's the best example I can give

My Padoodyhole quakes

by SmushyUrbanDictionary March 3, 2022