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Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.
by 4sail July 7, 2006
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glacial pace

'At a glacial pace' means 'very slowly'.
Unfortunately, studies of moral judgment move at a glacial pace relative to the speed of neural processing.
by Thaumazo83 September 22, 2013
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Pacer

A torturous P.E. activity which involves running around with other morons to bad music.
Damn! We're doing the Pacer AGAIN?!
by Chickee July 6, 2005
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Pacer Shuffle

A group of gay men trying to have a anal gangbang in the back of a small car.
Dude, I was walking down the street the other day and I passed by a "Pacer Shuffle" in front of Jim's house.
by assblasterrr September 29, 2010
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Pacetti

A game, often played via email, in which the object is to obscure the meaning of simple written ideas with the use of arcane and inscrutable, but artful, prose.
I got another Pacetti email. It took me almost four minutes to figure out that it was saying he likes the McSweeney's article on sea turtles.
by SaltMaster4000 July 29, 2011
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Pace-Act

A person who deludes others into thinking they are fast in football. This is usually done by wearing bright boots, doing stepovers and stuttering on the ball.
That player is such a pace-act.
by TheProdigalPaceAct December 11, 2022
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