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Proactionary

A word used to describe the principle of taking action before problems become insurmountable or opportunities are lost, which standing outside the context of that principle, does not exist in any dictionary except this one.
Proactionary isnt a real word
by w.e.i.r.d.o. November 14, 2022
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pussy probation

When a member of the female sex with which you regularly, or semi-regularly, smash refuses you sex as punishment for an affliction you have committed against her (sometimes the affliction is not known)
My girlfriend caught me cheating this weekend, but all i got was pussy probation.
by Hooker_itsarugbything June 16, 2016
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primotine mist

a drug that is inhailed to temporarily relieve shortness of breath, tightness of chest, and wheezing due to bronchial asthma

its actually spelled primatene but Young Dro pronounces it southern in his song "Shoulder Lean"
this is refering to getting the wind knocked the fuck out of you or sometimes refering to killing you I lean n get lit, Lima bean six,
I take breath, the opposite of primotine mist.
by Milton B July 6, 2006
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probemotion

Luke: Did you hear about Haley?
Mark: No. What happened?
Luke: She got a probemotion last week.
by digitechguy July 25, 2011
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Probationship

When one member of a relationship fucks up hard, and is forgiven, but is unknowingly put on probation by the other person to see if he/she fucks up again.
Dude1: bro i heard what lisa did to you, shes a total bitch

Dude2: yeah man, i still like her but if she fucks up again its over, we're in a probationship for now
by atlas247 April 5, 2013
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Mass Probation

A period of time in which one refrains from masturbating, for fear that they would be caught.
Guy 1: Want to come for a circle jerk at Tony's tonight?

Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!
by billstein9000 March 29, 2010
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promotions

What results when pornography is posted somewhere, often a message board, that is purportedly worksafe (e.g., The New York Times homepage).

Many might think that the appearance of such material on a workplace monitor would lead to firings or at least a stern talking-to. But in one of life's little mysteries, 4chan's /v/ discovered that most employees are actually promoted instead, perhaps in approval for their viewing such interesting internet content.
Poster One: I know this is a tech website, but I had to share these great photos of Jenna Jameson.
Poster Two: I just got promoted!

Naked shops of Jessica Alba in my work inbox? PROMOTIONS
by T_Andrews October 28, 2007
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