Heather is "productively relaxing" while laying down in her bed conducting research for her paper
Jon is "productively relaxing" while laying down on his couch checking his emails
Jon is "productively relaxing" while laying down on his couch checking his emails
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With tens of thousands of diehard Trumpists and hardcore QAnonists in a number of red states selfishly refusing to wear a mask and to practice safe six, is it any surprise that the country has the world’s highest number of corona fatalities and infections?
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Get the cloud productiveness mug.1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.
2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.
2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.
1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"
Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."
2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"
Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"
Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."
2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"
Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."
by Youthful Wisdom July 7, 2005
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2 weeks just to get "the package"
10 fucking minutes just to finish the "3 Steps"
The "3 Steps" are complicated as fuck
I have to apply the fucking treatment TWICE a dah
Dry ass skin
Green Tea Moisturizer doesn´t do shit
1 whole month just to get results
The people who try to sell you Proactiv on the phone try to sell you way too many shit
Proactiv has shit for every single thing(WHY CANT YOU JUST MAKE FUCKING SIMPLE ACNE TREATMENT THAT ALL COMES IN ONE BOTTLE?)
They sent me some "magic pills" called Vitaclear which turned my piss bright yellow
Etc.
Sometimes I get lazy when I´m using Proactiv because of all the shit mentioned above
Was it worth it? Fuck no. Did I get results? Yes, but it took too long to get results. Is it worth buying? Only if you´re desperate to get rid of acne. I think it´s overrated and customers don´t tell Proactiv all the shit it puts them through. But hey, at least my acne is gone(for now)
2 weeks just to get "the package"
10 fucking minutes just to finish the "3 Steps"
The "3 Steps" are complicated as fuck
I have to apply the fucking treatment TWICE a dah
Dry ass skin
Green Tea Moisturizer doesn´t do shit
1 whole month just to get results
The people who try to sell you Proactiv on the phone try to sell you way too many shit
Proactiv has shit for every single thing(WHY CANT YOU JUST MAKE FUCKING SIMPLE ACNE TREATMENT THAT ALL COMES IN ONE BOTTLE?)
They sent me some "magic pills" called Vitaclear which turned my piss bright yellow
Etc.
Sometimes I get lazy when I´m using Proactiv because of all the shit mentioned above
Was it worth it? Fuck no. Did I get results? Yes, but it took too long to get results. Is it worth buying? Only if you´re desperate to get rid of acne. I think it´s overrated and customers don´t tell Proactiv all the shit it puts them through. But hey, at least my acne is gone(for now)
*J is watching TV*
Commercial Announcer: Clear skin is sexy skin. Buy Proactiv now!
*J gets up to look at the mirror*
J sees his utterly disgusting acne
J: Damn I need to order that shit!
2 weeks later
J: Finally no more asshole acne!
3 days later
J: AHH MY FACE IS FUCKING DRY AND IT BURNS AHHH! I NEED TO WASH THIS SHIT OFF!
J takes a break from using Proactiv for 3 days
3 weeks later
J: Damn look at my skin! All that´s left is acne scars. Apparalenty Proactiv has something for that too...
Commercial Announcer: Clear skin is sexy skin. Buy Proactiv now!
*J gets up to look at the mirror*
J sees his utterly disgusting acne
J: Damn I need to order that shit!
2 weeks later
J: Finally no more asshole acne!
3 days later
J: AHH MY FACE IS FUCKING DRY AND IT BURNS AHHH! I NEED TO WASH THIS SHIT OFF!
J takes a break from using Proactiv for 3 days
3 weeks later
J: Damn look at my skin! All that´s left is acne scars. Apparalenty Proactiv has something for that too...
by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 27, 2012
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Get the Productive mug.An invented term by corporate management to describe one person's solution to a work task or process as 'revolutionary' or so unique that one is required to share this 'practice' with others at work.
The politically correct and corporate accepted term used to require folks to gather together in a time wasting meeting so the expenditures can be justified to senior management.
The politically correct and corporate accepted term used to require folks to gather together in a time wasting meeting so the expenditures can be justified to senior management.
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