porno balls

Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.
"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.

"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.

"I see. Let's fuck."
by C May 06, 2005
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Porno Dick

That most excited form of dick you get that lets you go the distance like superman. You get in just that mindframe that gives you unlimited penile superpowers. You get in the game, go on nonstop, and bang that girl's box out before you can even think about bustin' ya nutz.
"I boned that ho like Porno Dick" - Jaime Madrox (Phatso Earth 2)
by XG-Raven July 02, 2010
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porno tongue

If he gives that ice cream any more porno tongue...

by SnapeKilledDumbles September 29, 2005
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Porno name

The screen name that one would use when "acting" in a pornographic feature. A porno name is derived by using the name of your first childhood pet as your first name, and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name.
My Porno name is Fuzzy Hemlock, as Fuzzy was my first pet's name, and I grew up on Hemlock road.
by Syphillis_Diller May 20, 2005
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Porno Sax

The saxophone music played during sex scenes in movies.
I love the porno sax in Wild Orchid.
by JorgeJones January 05, 2011
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Gay porno

What an unsuspecting visitor of last measure inadvertently looks at.
by GaryNiger October 15, 2013
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Porno Dan

When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.
After getting a Porno Dan, the police found him in a ditch hours later.
by Glenn Hayes October 01, 2003
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