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PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder)

When you vow to never drink Tequila again.
"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).
by Wess Parsley November 25, 2016
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Pitsplain

When a news story identifies the breed in a gruesome dog attack as a pit bull, and the comments are immediately overwhelmed by defenders of the breed, who blame the owner or the stigma and show no regard for the victim.
My 3 year daughter old lost her arm to an unprovoked pit bull, but instead of sympathy for the kid, there was just a bunch of pitsplaining.
by 3250kyside February 3, 2021
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The Pits

An Australian slang term for a vehicle compliance station owned by a state authority. The term "pits" comes from the pit you drive your car over for the inspection to take place. You'll usually get sent here if a you act like a dickhead to the cop that has pulled you over and your car has obvious defects (i.e. too low, too loud, etc...)
Jimmy: "hey did you hear John was being a smart arse when he got done by the cops"
Barry: "ah fuck was he driving his S15"
Jimmy: "yeah they sent him straight to the pits"
by MelonTheYugoslav August 2, 2018
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Mouldy pits

When someones has stinky sweaty pits
Hey guys look at Luka's Mouldy pits!
by 1v@n March 23, 2019
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Tits to Pits

Describes a situation in which a place is so packed with people that girls' breasts run into the people in front of them, particularly around armpit level.
"This band really should have booked a bigger venue. We're packed in here tits to pits!"
by HighLife1392 September 3, 2012
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PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder

PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder — A term first coined by online class help expert, Jim O'Hara, that refers to the phenomenon that occurs whenever a student gets scammed online by someone claiming to be a "tutor," and now suddenly believes that ALL online tutors are scammers. Out of fear of being scammed again, students with "PTSD" force genuinely legitimate online tutors to go through completely arbitrary & convoluted nonsense to try to “prove” the tutor's legitimacy. However, because of the student's "PTSD," no matter how much concrete evidence the tutor provides bolstering their legitimacy, the student is still convinced the genuinely legitimate online tutor is just another scammer.
Jeez, this student that texted me got some serious PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder! Apparently, some foreign scammer from the Middle East claimed to be an expert in chemistry and tricked her into paying him upfront. Then he blocked her number and never heard from him again. Because of that, this student is making me jump through hoops to try to prove I'm not another scammer. It is complete BS that she's making me go through this nonsense when she totally didn't make that other guy do so before. But it's pointless, no matter how much proof I give her, her PTSD will still make her think I'm a scammer, so what's even the point of humoring her?
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pits

pits are short for "armpits" otherwise called underarms
Sara shaves her pits before wearing a sleeveless top.

Johnny has very hairy pits.

Chris said he was not ticklish, but 4of us ganged up on him and found he had uber-ticklish pits.
by greenheart September 2, 2007
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