coach Peterson

a baseball coach at Randall who doesn't brush his hair and lies about having a wife.

omg I hate coach Peterson so much. he gets butt hurt over every little thing.

by bad ass you know who February 22, 2017

delaney peterson

delaney is sooooo awesome shes hot and her mom broke her foot. if you want to tell her something, tell her shes hot. if you wanna get her something buy her Chanel or a dog. shes hot.

"yo yk delaney peterson?"
"yea what about her. shes kinda hot"
"I was gonna say the same thing"

by urmommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm December 15, 2021

VON PETERSON

Squeezed or stretched video resolution

Aw man, this video looks all von petersoned.

Von peterson footage is something a video editor with little to no experience does.

by thedelmarGOD329 August 21, 2019

riley peterson

Four eyed cracker with a horse cock.

Riley Peterson it's such a four eyed cracker. But at least he has that horse cock to compensate.

by Blowjobs from sock puppets January 03, 2017

Jack Peterson

A very abnormal penios that looks like a toothpick

man ou got a jack peterson on you.

by m,.nfk;le.nkdfl'wanf'an August 05, 2021

Stacey Petersoned

ruining or "killing something like a phrase or style

Dude, burke totally stacey petersoned the fuck outta the word fosh.

by FOSH MASTER July 26, 2010

Alyssa Peterson

#perfect.
an amazing girl who has a heart of gold and is just simply perfect in everyone..
she could light up your darkest day with that smile...
and be mesmerized by how beautiful her pretty lil eyes are...
shes is what everyone wants..
but only 1 can have.
he is one extremly lucky guy.

ayo dude to bad you aint like alyssa peterson

by thatguyisreallyawesome December 15, 2011