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PETA

An animal rights organisation that serves only to demean its own cause, by staging ridiculous and over-the-top press events, and other obsene attacks on its opponents.

This is partially because people tend to turn their heads away from exposure to the hideous and gruesome reality of animal cruelty in modern society -- resulting in the need for more outlandish tactics to bring people's attention to the issue.

People usually find this offensive, especially since PETA seems to subscribe to EVERY possible viewpoint concerning animal rights, no matter how extreme.
"I hope people don't think all animal rights activists are as moronic and extreme as the PETAs...."
by Nerd-Boy June 21, 2004
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PETA

A group of people who are against cruelty to animals.
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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PETA

Based on the extremist animal rights group, one can use PETA as a means of expressing the extreme actions of yourself or someone else.
-So then I slashed that bitch's tires.
-Dude. That was way PETA.
by Lindsay July 18, 2003
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PETA

the gayest most hippie ass organization i have ever seen
the gayest organiztion ever
by psycho89 March 15, 2005
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PETA

The Feminazis of Veganism: ruining what is actually a good idea by shoving it down peoples throats.
"PETA is so bloody annoying," says the actually decent vegan.
by Procrastination 101 June 12, 2018
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PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. An eccentric Animal Rights organization that opposes factory farming, the wearing fur and leather, and other activites that they percieve as cruel to animals. They differ from more mainstream animal rights groups in that they seek to reduce animal suffering by promoting vegetarian or veganism and spread their message by pulling wacky stunts and protests to attract media attention.

There has also been some evidence that some of its more radical leaders have given support to ALF but that's not to say that all PETA members are terrorists.
PETA found evidence of animal abuse at a factory farm that supplied fastfood chains.

Not all vegans or animal lovers are PETA members
by Lightning Princess October 29, 2004
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PETA

An animal rights organization. Contrary to popular belief, PETA does not stand for "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals," but "Poorly Educated Teen Activists," due to the fact that this organization thrives on the support of gullible preteen emo crybabies who would do anything to help a cause, even if it means ruining a couple lives.

Ingrid Newkirk, a tyranical, psychotic bitch, who claimed, in her will, that she would like her dead body to be barbecued and eaten, runs PETA with an iron fist and only steps out of the shadows for a quick publicity shot. Her gopher-like complexion and high-pitched chipmunk-like voice, laced with a British accent, makes her easy to spot in a crowd.

Newkirk is also known as the Furher of the new Fourth Reich, and the third anti-christ, but these are speculations at best.

Like other radical groups, PETA frowns on free will amongst its members. This is evident on the PETA2 boards, where anything that, and anyone who, does not support PETA's insane mantra is automatically squashed and deleted. This is to prevent the further contamination of PETA's brainwashed "Hitler youth."

The organization has supported many outlandish campaigns, such as the Holocaust On Your Plate campaign and the Your Mommy/Daddy Kills Animals pamphlets they hand out to 2nd graders with the intent to make the kids' parents beat the shit out of the activist who handed out the material.

However, PETA is the most notorious for their bogus (and rather idiotic) "Kentucky Fried Cruelty" campaign, sparking activists across the country to unite in a BS cause that has been disputed over and over again to people who do nothing but cover their ears and go "LALALALALALALA!!!"

Each KFC protest requires three things:

1. Two stick figures and some idiot in a chicken suit.
2. Cardboard signs saying something retarded like "KFC TORCHURZ CHIKIES OMFG!!11!" or "I'M A LOSER WHO CAN'T GET LAID!"
3. The inability to shut the fuck up.

Other PETA protests, not specifically about KFC, can be recognized by the loud-mouthed stick-like vegan dumbasses wearing white shirts and shouting obscenities to no one in particular while holding up "IF U EET MEET U R GAY" signs.

These "stick-like vegan dumbasses" (known as "Petardus Nobrainus" in scientific circles), can be recognized by their pale skin color, PETA logos on everything they wear, and the inability to keep their mouth shut for even the smallest iota of time. If a PETA groupie attacks, lash out with a quick dose of Laughter, or, if that fails, kick them in the shins until they cry uncle.
PETA is a terrorist organization full of whiny hippy crybabies.
by Boxtop September 1, 2008
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