perth

to be unutterably smug and boring. to believe that you, or your city, is the best in the world although you have never been anywhere else. based on the city of the same name in Western Australia - most isolated city in the world- and its inhabitants

he's been nowhere and done nothing but is so perth. she's a real loser but is so perth.

by prochinus November 20, 2018

Perth Nigga

Gay people are from perth

Friend 1: ay nigga?
Friend 2: yeah?
Friend 1: Im a Perth Nigga
Friend 2:...
Friend 1:..
Friend 2: Get your gay ass, ugly ass, kiawajat looking ass motherfucking"ima marry my cousin" looking ass out of my house.. bitch asss

by rtyuiopoiuygfdfvbnjkoiu October 25, 2018

Perth

You thought Perth was just a shit place in Australia? Yeah well not just that but guess what? There's also this half Thai dude named Perth and guess what else? He's Australian isn't that hilarious. Look up Perth Nakhun if you want to see his cute face

Wow, look at Perth with his pokemon plushie.

by peachycheol May 23, 2022

Perth strides

n. Aussie term for stupid impractical shoes and, by extension, any useless object or person.

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G’day Bruce! Seen the Canuck news on the telly? That Shandro and his dingo mate Kenney are proper Perth strides.

by gnostic3 March 28, 2021

Perth Pokies

A species of gambling machine rumoured to exist west of the Nullarbor, but actually rarer than a FIFO bloke who doesn’t own a jet-ski. In Perth, the only “pokies” you’ll find are scratchies from the servo—tiny cardboard disappointment tiles you frantically scrape like a desperate tradie trying to remove evidence before the missus gets home.

Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies

“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”

by SDSyd December 10, 2025

PERTH WA

Perth wa

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by Taenun June 25, 2022

Gurth of Perth

Kris Alido

That frenzy guy that lives in Dardy scarbs, he got that thick dick, he the gurth of Perth

by kirashontae July 3, 2022