Peanut Butter allows you to disperse the butter around your intromittent organ in which you can exploit a Canis lupus familiaris into exciting you, if you will. With Jam, you can not, the reason as to why this is so should be pointed directly at the digestive system of a Canis lupus familiaris. Jam is considered toxic to a Canis lupus familiaris and can result in kidney failure.
"Yo, I need to pull off a quickie, but I have no partner, whatever shall I do?" Jared exclaimed.
"Don't worry about it! Just pull a PB&J from this neat book, 'The Aberrations of Mr.PB&J'!" Jin said fiercely.
"Huh? Oh I got you! A PB&J!" Jared said dumbfoundedly.
"Don't worry about it! Just pull a PB&J from this neat book, 'The Aberrations of Mr.PB&J'!" Jin said fiercely.
"Huh? Oh I got you! A PB&J!" Jared said dumbfoundedly.
by Jin Sin July 16, 2010
Get the PB&Jmug. a small but growing gang, started sometime in feb.of 2009 at ed white
most of ed white is clamed PB&J territory.
a mostly mixed gang, not a very rasist gang.
we all love PB&J sandwiches. but dats not the only meaning, u would have to be on the gang to understand it.
there is haters everywhere we go. but they will all be dealt with.
the prez. is for security reasons to be named P.T.pbj
and the current vice is, E.B.pbj
most of ed white is clamed PB&J territory.
a mostly mixed gang, not a very rasist gang.
we all love PB&J sandwiches. but dats not the only meaning, u would have to be on the gang to understand it.
there is haters everywhere we go. but they will all be dealt with.
the prez. is for security reasons to be named P.T.pbj
and the current vice is, E.B.pbj
PB&J gang,we tag shit and back it up,and even have a little bussiness on the side selling what else PB&J. aaawloos.
by PB&J gang, muscle March 4, 2009
Get the PB&J gangmug. A mind-blowing sandwich made with three rows of different nut butters spread vertically on one slice and three rows of different jellies/jams spread horizontally on the other slice. When the halves are joined, it results in an insanity-mode PB&J with NINE DIFFERENT FLAVOR COMBINATIONS!
by finallygettingpublished September 19, 2020
Get the 9-way PB&Jmug. The act of rubbing peanut butter on your penis before having sex with your partner who is on her period. After sex she pushes everything out onto a piece of bread.
Tim: Hey Mike, what you having for lunch?
Mike: I got that Eastern European PB+J today.
Tim: You nasty
Mike: I got that Eastern European PB+J today.
Tim: You nasty
by Mr. PB+J September 23, 2021
Get the Eastern European PB+Jmug. a peanut butter and jam sandwhich, which has been squished, been, wet, or in other words, made gross (dank)
if you were to have a pb+j in your backpack, and it is squished somehow, that my friends, is a dank ass pb+j
by JAMSIEE September 16, 2011
Get the a dank ass pb+jmug. When a woman is on her period and has a poopy butt and you’re having mad sex and bust the vagina and butthole barrier and make a fried pb&j
Got so fucked up with Sarah last night we had a fried pb&j and had to go to the 24 emergency care center
by Isthewiz December 11, 2023
Get the Fried pb&jmug. The face you get Post Blow Job (as well as after chomping into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich): a look of pure ecstasy, punctuated by a silly grin. A look of supreme satisfaction.
by marplemarplemarple August 16, 2015
Get the PB&J facemug.