PB&J

Peanut Butter allows you to disperse the butter around your intromittent organ in which you can exploit a Canis lupus familiaris into exciting you, if you will. With Jam, you can not, the reason as to why this is so should be pointed directly at the digestive system of a Canis lupus familiaris. Jam is considered toxic to a Canis lupus familiaris and can result in kidney failure.
"Yo, I need to pull off a quickie, but I have no partner, whatever shall I do?" Jared exclaimed.

"Don't worry about it! Just pull a PB&J from this neat book, 'The Aberrations of Mr.PB&J'!" Jin said fiercely.

"Huh? Oh I got you! A PB&J!" Jared said dumbfoundedly.
by Jin Sin July 16, 2010
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PB&J gang

a small but growing gang, started sometime in feb.of 2009 at ed white

most of ed white is clamed PB&J territory.

a mostly mixed gang, not a very rasist gang.

we all love PB&J sandwiches. but dats not the only meaning, u would have to be on the gang to understand it.

there is haters everywhere we go. but they will all be dealt with.

the prez. is for security reasons to be named P.T.pbj
and the current vice is, E.B.pbj
PB&J gang,we tag shit and back it up,and even have a little bussiness on the side selling what else PB&J. aaawloos.
by PB&J gang, muscle March 04, 2009
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9-way PB&J

A mind-blowing sandwich made with three rows of different nut butters spread vertically on one slice and three rows of different jellies/jams spread horizontally on the other slice. When the halves are joined, it results in an insanity-mode PB&J with NINE DIFFERENT FLAVOR COMBINATIONS!
I made my kid a 9-way PB&J for lunch today, and all the other kids bowed down to their new leader.
by finallygettingpublished September 20, 2020
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Eastern European PB+J

The act of rubbing peanut butter on your penis before having sex with your partner who is on her period. After sex she pushes everything out onto a piece of bread.
Tim: Hey Mike, what you having for lunch?
Mike: I got that Eastern European PB+J today.
Tim: You nasty
by Mr. PB+J September 24, 2021
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a dank ass pb+j

a peanut butter and jam sandwhich, which has been squished, been, wet, or in other words, made gross (dank)
if you were to have a pb+j in your backpack, and it is squished somehow, that my friends, is a dank ass pb+j
by JAMSIEE September 16, 2011
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Gay PB & J

Two gay people cover themselves in Peanut Butter and Jelly. And afterwards, have oral and anal sex, mixing the Peanut Butter and Jelly on eachother body's.
"Dude, last might me and my bf went dirty and did the Gay PB & J"
by TheRandomFuckwit December 08, 2021
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PB n' J

an acronym derived from the words "Prickass Buttmunch Jerkoff". Usage: when words fail to encapsulate the irritation factor of a certain individual. Ussually of a romantic interest gone awry.
"He's such a . . . what's the word? . . . Ah yes, PB n' J.
by Aaron J May 02, 2006
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