P.P.M.

An acronym for Pumps Per Minute. The standard measurement for the rate of thrusting during coitus/ vaginal/ anal penetration, where one pump is defined as the complete thrust of the penetrator's hips.

Although, she prefers a P.P.M. around 40, her man does not have the sexual endurance yet.

by melvin lavoix June 11, 2006

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T.P.M.F.B.

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.

I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.

by Pezuss July 24, 2011

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R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E

An abbreviation for when you drive your car off a bridge while texting and driving.

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E... OOF

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

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G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

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E.P.M.

E.P.M. is a mafia. The headquarters is somewhere in the mid-west. The mafia itself is run by 3 bosses and under them is their enforcer. E.P.M. is also closely affiliated with a few individuals who do jobs for them or have connections.

E.P.M. is scary, they had people run up in my house.

by mackrock17 September 24, 2007

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