He is a very bright detective with a PHD in pyschology and a MD in gynocology. His head is about a thick as a piece of paper. Fuck nigger assfuck?
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Good indicator of proportionality.
Good indicator of proportionality.
Average height 5'8.5" Average cock 5.5". Average C.P.H 8.03.
Sure Little Tony is only 5'5", but his C.P.H is like 14!
Sure Little Tony is only 5'5", but his C.P.H is like 14!
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Over The Pants Hand Job
1. Occurs while both the male and female are intoxicated and the female still has inhibitions about a full fledged hook up. The most common cause of chafing of the penis.
2. What the female views as a good way to turn her partner on and the male feels as the most painful method of getting an erection.
3. Can happen as a random female walks by, these are warranted and never argued with.
1. Occurs while both the male and female are intoxicated and the female still has inhibitions about a full fledged hook up. The most common cause of chafing of the penis.
2. What the female views as a good way to turn her partner on and the male feels as the most painful method of getting an erection.
3. Can happen as a random female walks by, these are warranted and never argued with.
T.Pimp wakes up after a party and is asked if he 'got' anything; 'No man, all she gave me was an O.T.P.H.J. and now my dick hurts!'
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A fat, annoying girl who puts out but is really gross and has a disgusting nose and you want to punch her in the mouth along with other parts.(Karli Lubin)
A fat, annoying girl who puts out but is really gross and has a disgusting nose and you want to punch her in the mouth along with other parts.(Karli Lubin)
There was this F.P.H at a party last night and I wanted to punch her in the mouth so I wouldn't have to look at her anymore.
This F.P.H Karli Lubin tried to get with me but I ignored her all night because she was fat, annoying, ugly, and has a really weird nose.
This F.P.H Karli Lubin tried to get with me but I ignored her all night because she was fat, annoying, ugly, and has a really weird nose.
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