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boob ornament

Your boob ornament is crying again.
by SA@M October 22, 2022
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Freezer Ornament

Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.
A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."
by Schmerdtz November 7, 2021
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Hood Ornament

The woman with the hood ornament had to be patted down by security because the metal detector went absolutely nuts.
by Dragonslayerr12 October 12, 2021
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Alabama Christmas Ornament

A slur that references African Americans hanging from a tree; commonly used in a derogatory term.
If you don’t quit stealing, I’m going to turn you into an Alabama Christmas ornament
by Thewordydude September 9, 2025
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ornamental hermit

Also known as a "garden hermit"; a person hired by wealthy landowners in the 18th century to live in solitude in a specially built hermitage, folly, or grotto on their estate, acting as a living decoration. They were expected to embody the qualities of a druid and live a secluded life, often with specific rules like growing their hair and beard long and not washing. In return for their service, they received lodging, food, and a stipend. Landowners and their guests might occasionally consult their garden hermits for advice, stories, or entertainment.
Landowners placed advertisements in local newspapers seeking ornamental hermits to live on their property for long spans of time (7 years, in one instance).One legend goes that someone's ornamental hermit was found drinking at a local pub 3 weeks into their tenure, thus breaching their contract.
by A. Patmos November 27, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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chin ornament

Alternative name for balls. Specifically, the balls as they rest just on/under the chin.
She had some cute fuzzy chin ornaments.
by Amb3r_o5 July 1, 2024
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