tie one on

To get sloshed

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

a bird never flew on one wing

used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings

Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Put One On That

Originated In the AK. It means, "you can count on that"

"you gona come over today?"
"Put one on that"

by TKDTyler July 1, 2007

my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021

on one

to be high, faded, to have just smoked weed.

My man James was on one at the party.

by metalgearray February 20, 2005

fuck it i'm on one

One's realization that regardless of a mistake or altercation, you really just don't give a fuck because you're high or drunk.

Or, a very Zen, chill person at peace with themselves.

Guy (drunk): Girl, you are looking spec...specta...spectaculamor!

Girl: No. Go away.

Guy (still drunk): Shit... Well...Fuck it I'm on one. Great booty! * laughs and walks away*

by Ares Precept March 27, 2015

Go down on one knee

Performing oral sex on a one legged woman

"Do you think Paul will ever go down on one knee again?"

by andD November 3, 2006