Lawn Gnome

To ring someone's doorbell then run on their front lawn and make a funny face and/or position when they answer the door. Hold that position until they go back inside, even if they yell at you.

Dude! Let's go play Lawn Gnome!

by Glayyyyyyyyy October 22, 2007

lawn job

fuckin up someone's front lawn with your car.

I gave that stupid bitch teacher a lawn job for failing me.

by Cameron March 21, 2004

Forest Lawn

Mini-Detroit/Bronx in the Southeast* of Calgary,Canada

-If you grew up there, you can live most anywhere and not be scared

* another post stated that it was in the northeast which was incorrect

Dude 1- that guy next door was raped and murdered with a butcher knive!

Dude 2- ....yeah so?

Dude 1- Woah you must have grown up in Forest Lawn

by Norway_Babe666 October 7, 2006

lawn chili

The vomit that is frequently found in the front yards, bushes, and driveways of homes close to popular bars, nightclubs, and frat houses. Most often discovered in the morning hours and weekends.

"Ah, Margaret! There's another batch of lawn chili in the front yard again! Those damn kids!"

by ideaman December 6, 2013

Lawn Seats

Opposite of Rock Star Parking. Parking at the very end of the lot, or furthest from the venue.

My best friend borrowed my car. Before she took it, I had Rock Star Parking. She brought it back with a note that said "Sorry, you're parked in Lawn Seats!"

by Kissingwhiskey79 April 1, 2007

lawn broccoli

Tree debris in your yard after a hurricane.

I need to rake my yard because Hurricane Irma left lawn broccoli everywhere.

by Karmalz September 13, 2017

Lawn Gnomin' It

1: The act of doing nothing, or just standing there. Frequently compared to loafting or mossing.
2: The time in which one such person's wheels are turned off for a while, or just (temporarily) not working.

1; Person 1 -"So, what are you up to on this gloomy day?"

Person 2- "Maaan, nothing really. I'm just lawn gnomin' it

today."

2; Person 1- "What about that guy you were gonna go out with? What happened to him?"

Person 2- "I decided that I didn't want to. I'm kinda lawn gnomin' it for a while."

by R-TardIntelligence December 9, 2010