glen crest middle school

where kids think they are everything and perfect but everyone is just a bunch of basic white 6th graders. at glen crest there are only about 6 real friends you can choose from. all the boys are either to stuck up and ugly or shy and even more ugly. everyone there always says they want to go to the other schools but then decides to stay and hate it. when you tell someone a secret it gets around the whole school in about 0.5 seconds.

mia: i told jordan my secret about.. him and now everyone knows

maddie: it’s probably the popular people.. glen crest middle school am i right

by chuckycheesepizza May 4, 2019

velcro-crested wallet-snatcher

A derogatory term for a black person, made to resemble the name of a bird. Used in Southern Africa.
See also: kaffir, zot, wog

That bastard velcro-crested wallet-snatcher could use some anti-perspirant.

by Porn_Flakes June 8, 2005

glen crest middle school

Glen crest middle school is full of a bunch of thots that think they are it but they aren’t they don’t run the school but act like they do.

The glen crest middle school thots are doing it again.

by Gbs hates it November 21, 2018

Cedar Crest Middle School

A school in Lebanon, PA that has many hot, but slutty girls, kids who can't afford shirts and smell like smoke, normal kids, super nerds, druggies, gamers, the athletes, (who think they're the shit), and fat asses. The principals are like drill sergeants and the teachers barely teach. This is the school that kids go to before the come to cedar crest highschool

Friend A: Where did you go to school when you were in middle school?
Friend B: Cedar Crest Middle School.
Friend A: How were the girls?
Friend B: Slutty as hell.

by Dodgieboo December 12, 2012

Lester Crest

A man who is the mastermind to multiple armed robberies. he also like's to watch pedestrians when he hacks into cameras which is why he is sometimes called Lester the molester

"Lester crest is the goat"

by Lester Crest is daddy 101 June 4, 2023

Crest Hill

It is shaped like a gutted torso that is huge obesity and is a sexual zone.

My girl is like Crest Hill!
I bet she likes it

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Crest Virginia

A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".

"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"

by BigBlueWeenie November 5, 2021