Ohio

Ohio. Look at the ground beneath your feet. Look at the water in your glass, or even the oceans. Yeah, Ohio. How didn't you know?

Random person: "Hey, can you give me directions to Ohio?"
Me: "Well, your already here."

by SouthernPride... December 7, 2020

Ohio

It's round on the end and hi in the middle.

What's round on the end and hi in the middle?

Ohio!

by Steve McGuinn October 27, 2020

ohio

A twisted vortex that sucks in all who dare make haste across this treacherous land. Home to big hair, bad genes, and some sort of odd smell I can't put my finger on yet. Residents have a penchant for combing their mullets and molesting collies. Or is it the other way around? No ... definitely molesting collies.

Fuck dude we're in Ohio! Hey, check out that Collie!

by Poo-bear September 9, 2003

ohio

Ohio is one of the best states in America, if not the best. We don't have to worry about messed up politicians or disasters (other than floods and a few tornadoes). There is a great balance of city attractions and countryside. People are generally nice and very opinionated. Lot of ethnic background in Ohio, one of the largest states in America. Great place to grow up if you live suburban Columbus; you get a mix of safety but all the good OSU parties. An yeah, definitely better than crappy-ass michigan.

Ohio is so much better than Michigan, pwned.

by Nick June 27, 2004

Ohio

Ohio - noun - The ultimate in suck. When something, someone, or somewhere sucks so much that you can't think of a word strong enough to define the magnitude of suck, then it becomes Ohio. The term stems from the endless bevy of suck that comes out of Ohio. People like "comedian" Drew Carey, General George Custer, and author Zane Grey all in fact have sucked at their professions and life in general. Cleveland sucks. Cincinnati sucks. The sports all really suck. Especially Ohio State. Why? Because Ohio State sucks. Therefore, ipso facto, and ergo, Ohio is the suckiest suck that's ever sucked.

Hey, did you check out that performance by the Bengals against the Jets? Man, that was Ohio.

Dude, did you see Joe pissed in his bed last night? He's so Ohio.

We should go on a vacation to anywhere but Ohio. Ohio is Ohio, for real.

by Burnsy&Kimmel January 12, 2010

Ohio

Quite possibly the most worthless of the lower 48 states, Ohio boasts flat, featureless terrain populated by flat, featureless people. There are also quite a few cows. Ohio is the worst place to drive through for a number of reasons:
1. Nothing to look at
2. Nowhere decent to stop and eat
3. People from Ohio drive the speed limit in the left lane
4. Ohio cops will pull over out-of-state drivers for doing 3 over the speed limit (I shit you not)

Ohio can also be dangerous due to it's proximity to Michigan. You never know when a couple of Michigan Milita members might suddenly realize the Thumb is a penninsula and that they can leave at any time to go South, back to their redneck homeland.

Avoid Ohio if at all possible.

I would rather be molested by a hepatitis infected mandrill than spend a day in Ohio.

by Stan Von Kotin June 8, 2004

ohio

A state that everyone else mispronounces, full of annoyingly random weather. One day it will be 70 degrees and sunny, and the next, it'll be 55 degrees and there'll be a tornado, then it will be 85 degrees and humid, then it will be 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground. No joke. This crap really happens. From the southern hicktowns to the ghettos, there's a variety to see here. Just bring all your winter coats and your bathing suits; you never know what the weather might be.

Weather: *sunny*
Random Outsider: I like Oh-high-oh!
Ohioan: Oh-high-oh? What the crap is that?
Weather: BOOM FLASH FLOOD BOOM!
Random Outsider: Wtf? I hate rain!
Ohioan: Don't worry, wait 5 minutes and it'll change.
Random Outsider: *whew*

by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005